Robby nz Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Australia. Panic stricken, the local police inspector mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smouldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. The inspector and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains. They spotted the farmer ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor. "John " the inspector, panting and out of breath yelled! "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. "Do you realize that is the Prime Ministers RAAF 737, the aeroplane of the Prime Minister of Australia"? "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They's all got killed straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning." "is Gillard dead?" the inspector asked. "Well,"....... the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "She kept saying she wasn't... But you know what a lying bastard she is ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antathome Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Oh Yeah - mind you, one could use any prime minister, president or actually any pollie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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