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A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Australia. Panic

stricken, the local police inspector mobilized and descended on the farm in

force.

By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a

burned hull left smouldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.

The inspector and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains.

They spotted the farmer ploughing a field not too far away as if

nothing had happened.

They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"John " the inspector, panting and out of breath yelled! "Did you see this

terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is the Prime Ministers RAAF 737, the aeroplane of the

Prime Minister of Australia"?

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all got killed straight out," the farmer answered. "I done

buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"is Gillard dead?" the inspector asked.

"Well,"....... the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.

"She kept saying she wasn't... But you know what a lying bastard she is ...

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