Monica Lewinsky

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed

up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh

goodie, now I'll get three wishes!" she exclaimed.

No," said the genie, "You've been very bad, and because of this, I can

only grant you one wish."

"Let's see," said Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of

that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because

after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money

I could ever want. I WOULD like to get rid of these love handles,

though. Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles

removed."

Poof! And just like that......her ears were gone.