'Not tonight, Josephine'

A Frenchman has been ordered to pay his former wife €10,000 for failing to fulfil his marital duties in the bedroom department, the Telegraph reports.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/09/06/french_ruling/

No more Match of the Day for the French eh? Get down to business or else!

i also read this , can you blame him? he was against bush..... but took his politcal gains to far

anyway, some of the best PC short ones are called for

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

............

I'm absolutely knackered from my French self-defence class last night.

I've never run so far in all my life.

...............

A French War Hero, a peaceful Muslim and the Loch Ness Monster are sitting in a bar.

Who is the odd one out?

The Loch Ness Monster, because there is a chance that he actually exists.

and

What do you call a pointless race that covers 2,200 miles throughout France?

The French.

i ll get my coat and barrett

I'd like to see a photo of the French wife before I made my reply. There are many that I would not let anywhere close to my bed... even in the dark with a blanket over them.

I'd like to see a photo of the French wife before I made my reply. There are many that I would not let anywhere close to my bed... even in the dark with a blanket over them.

no pink bits rule broken

i also read this , can you blame him? he was against bush..... but took his politcal gains to far

anyway, some of the best PC short ones are called for

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

It's a pity Pavlov's not still alive.

It's a pity Pavlov's not still alive.

But the Pavlova lives on

I'd like to see a photo of the French wife before I made my reply. There are many that I would not let anywhere close to my bed... even in the dark with a blanket over them.

seconded!

I'd like to see a photo of the French wife before I made my reply. There are many that I would not let anywhere close to my bed... even in the dark with a blanket over them.

no pink bits rule broken

:lol:

Case rests.

Yup, cause all French women must be ugly...

And all of you are sooo irresistibly handsome nobody could ever thrown stones at your glass houses...

Yup, cause all French women must be ugly...

And all of you are sooo irresistibly handsome nobody could ever thrown stones at your glass houses...

in Thailand all ferang men are Hundsum !

in Thailand all ferang men are Hundsum !

Touché.

I lived in France for around two years, had a girlfriend who was absolutely gorgeous, spitting image of Brooke Sheilds in Blue Lagoon she was...... it was the only thing that made the place tolerable.

P.S. we met in England.

Let's look at this rationally... what if he's jumped the fence, pulled on the pads for the other side? (Not a great step for a Frenchman anyway).

Then no blame can be attached.

But if he's just been out busting his froggy arse at work all day while Madame preens in front of the mirror and selects the correct snails for dinner then a fines a bit rough.