Good Title For A Book About Living In Thailand?

[hinhua]

I was talking with a friend the other day and we were trying to think of a good title for a book about living in Thailand, that I might write one day. Since it will probably include lots about BG's and nightlife, I was thinking about...

"Just a Customer"

Has a nice ring to it. But I'm sure you guys have lots of other great suggestions! :-)

[outofoz]

I'd be thinking that most of the guys interested in your story probably only read one book in ten years... and that is most likely a sports biography

[hehehoho]

So it's a book about shagging prostitutes and getting drunk, not Thailand?

How about 'All you can eat - The Sad bastard's guide to dealing with loneliness'?

[PattayaPhom]

Yawn..............why on Earth would anyone be interested in your sexploits???............

[Theo007]

"Believe it or not! "

[Theo007]

"Believe it or not! "

[Dag]

'my toybox'

[Dag]

"Believe it or not! "

Ripley got it first....believe it or not.

[SamSipEt]

'my toybox'

Shouldn't that be "Her toy box" ?

P.S. It has all been done before and there are many many failed books on exactly the same lines.

[TongueThaied]

Thai Desserts -- Bone-in

[bkkjames]

The good, the bad, and the ignorant.

[oggie911]

WELCON TO THAILAND

[TheWalkingMan]

Crime, Cons and the Clap

[splitlid]

Woke up one day with a cock in my ear

[outofoz]

'handsum man' - My Thai journey from a life of self pleasuring to Sex God

[Geekfreaklover]

Most Thailand barflies have a book in them - it's usually better for it to stay there, though.

Here's a few suggestions:

She loved me long time - but she was wrong kind.

Isaan Beauty - and the Beast.

Bar fine to bankrupacy - A users guide.

[hinhua]

LOL. It's not a book to make money, just something to do for fun! :-)

Love the suggestions though..

[Gladiator]

'Bloody Hell - if only I had known !'

[BazilFox]

So it's a book about shagging prostitutes and getting drunk, not Thailand?

How about 'All you can eat - The Sad bastard's guide to dealing with loneliness'?

Sums this thread up nicely

Sums his life up. Nothing to do so go talk to prostitute's and drink beer with the other loser's on Soi 80,

[hinhua]

So it's a book about shagging prostitutes and getting drunk, not Thailand?

How about 'All you can eat - The Sad bastard's guide to dealing with loneliness'?

Sums this thread up nicely

Sums his life up. Nothing to do so go talk to prostitute's and drink beer with the other loser's on Soi 80,

OK smart ass. You don't even know me and you're slating me because I want to make what I consider a humourous post on this forum. I have plenty of things to do and drinking beer and talking with bar girls is just one of the mulitude of activities that I engage in from time to time. I'm sure the vast majority of people on this forum see no harm in that. What have you got against soi 80? there are plenty of interesting people that like soi 80 that are not classed as 'losers'. Please tell me what is your definition of a loser? some might say that a person that continuously posts on this forum and purposefully antagonises other people because they have nothing better to do is a loser....so where do you drink or hang out, and who do you talk with? please tell us so that we may make some derogatory comments about your habits, likes and opinions.

Perhaps you could enjoy the light hearted spirit of the original post and suggest a witty title for a book about foreigners' explots in Thailand rather than resort to sly and unnecessary insults. Thankyou very much. I await your fabulous suggestions.

[UKJASE]

+1 Hinhua....

seems like bazilfox has moved his bed to the opposite side of the room and now gets out the wrong side every morning

maybe move it back baz