snamos Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Just got inspired from a previous post of mine....What would be the golden rules that anyone here would offer first timers to Phuket? Mine are (Being an Australian) 1) Dont Change money in Aus 2) Dont use Tuk Tuks or Jetskis 3) If it looks too good to be true then its a bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katasyd Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Never deal with an Expat owned company here. Lie, cheat and steal better than any thai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 5) He who has the Gold - makes the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 6) Welcome to Thailand, your welcome to an opinion....but it wont make any difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 7) After your holiday in Thailand and you think you can become a millionare here on your return...come as a billionare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag0nboy Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Dont believe the smiles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag0nboy Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Never deal with an Expat owned company here. Lie, cheat and steal better than any thai. I have to disagree - not all expat owned companies are like that! You get good and bad owners from all races so just be careful who you work with.... sorry if you had a bad experience but dont taint the rest of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Don't fall in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterocket Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Have a good time--- you're on holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shot Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Never let your stupid, drunk friend wonder into a taxi stand at 1:30 AM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 n) Bigger vehicle has right to go first on cross roads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdmtdm Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 wrap it in rubber ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Trust no one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoother Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 If she may be a ladyboy then she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Even if you need to get downstairs quickly, don't jump off a balcony -- use the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickster Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Golden rule for first timers to Phuket would be... don't go to Phuket !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murgatroyd Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Never rely on a taxi to have change for a 1000 Baht note. Carry small notes for bars and taxis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 Always agree on the price of beer before commencing a drinking session with five mates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 If she may be a ladyboy then she is. I thought that was covered in rule #3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinginKata Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Post flaming another member removed. Please keep this topic civilised, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Don't take any wooden 5 baht pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Be polite. if the local doesn't understand, yelling will not facilitate comprehension. Set a good example by not littering or tossing cigarette butts on the beach. Never ever say you are wealthy. It is not important to impress the bar or hotel staff. Try and leave a donation for one of the reputable animal charities (e.g. soidog, gibbons, Royal sponsored wildlife rehabilitaion). The people that they employ and the good that they do spreads goodness. arrive early at the airport during peak travel times. It's a zoo at checkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billythehat Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 If she may be a ladyboy then she is. I thought that was covered in rule #3 1. Beware the huffing and puffing of farang Thai defenders – humour them and trust your own judgement. 2. Thai television soaps are mind numbingly dreadful, but they will inform/educate you as what it will be like should you choose to have a TGF and associate with her family. 3. Patong to the airport is possible in 18 minutes. 4. Never steal another man's rhubarb. 5. Cover up on the beach – flabby sunburnt tits, ones that look like old witches leather purses or rotten apples will offend the locals and make the soi dogs howl for hours on end. 6. Understanding Thai phrases: "I no work bar – I only hab work cashier" - I work bar. (insert your own here...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdmtdm Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 you are not a handsome man .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Yai Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 7) After your holiday in Thailand and you think you can become a millionare here on your return...come as a billionare Yep after coming here since 89 and spending in time about 11 years the best way to make a small fortune here business wise is start with a big one ,I've heard so many "sob story's" about farangs who came here with good intentions only to finish up broken in body and soul ,just too bad most think with what is between their legs and not their ears :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 Beware the huffing and puffing of farang Thai defenders – humour them and trust your own judgement. 2. Thai television soaps are mind numbingly dreadful, but they will inform/educate you as what it will be like should you choose to have a TGF and associate with her family. 3. Patong to the airport is possible in 18 minutes. 4. Never steal another man's rhubarb. 5. Cover up on the beach – flabby sunburnt tits, ones that look like old witches leather purses or rotten apples will offend the locals and make the soi dogs howl for hours on end. 6. Understanding Thai phrases: "I no work bar – I only hab work cashier" - I work bar. (insert your own here...) I think Ive seen rule 6 before in Falangland..."im a receptionist in a brothel" or "I only strip to get through university" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billythehat Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 6. Understanding Thai phrases: (cont.) “No Hab” - oft quoted and usage varies; essentially ‘not available’, even if the required object/task is plainly visible in front of you both. Pushing the point home will only result in a most fearsome bout of sulking from the respondent and the possibility of a good kicking for your troubles. Forget about it, buy a mirror and gibber quietly to yourself. “Phet nit noi” (spicy a litta bit) Thai humour here and the dish on offer is to be treated with grave caution. Partake only if you’ve an asbestos coated tongue and have medical insurance that covers colon transplants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyoldman Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 If her lips are moving, she's lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 never stop for an accident unless you are directly involved...you will get blamed for it...also giving directions is confusing enough in English...let alone on a telephone to a Thai emergency services operator....leave that to the locals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Don't sound your horn or give the finger to that idiot driver who suddenly decides his vehicle should occupy the space your currently in. He could have a firearm and considers he has reason to use deadly force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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