Number 1:

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?

Because the parrots eat them all!

Number 2:

Mouse was walking in the jungle, he was in a bad mood. He saw Hippo bathing in the river. Hippo saw mouse "Hey mouse, hows it going?", Mouse stared at Hippo, 'Oy Hippo get out the f*%$ing water, NOW'. Hippo, shocked by mouses unusual bad mood, agreed to the request and slowly dragged himself out of the water. Mouse looked at Hippo, and solemnly told him 'Ok Hippo you can get in now!'. Hippo, now very bemused did just that!

Mouse continued with his moody walk along the river, soon he spied Elephant having his morning bath, 'Oy Elephant get the f*** out the river this instance', Elephant was also taken aback by mouse's aggression and immediately complied with his request. Mouse stared at elephant for a moment and then also told elephant he could get back to bathing in the muddy waters. Elephant did just that, rendered speechless by the belligerence of what he presumed was one of his closest friends!

Along the river mouse went, his mood growing darker. Soon he saw Rhino cooling himself from the early morning sun, and again seemingly turned on one of his friends 'Rhino, for f**** sake get out the river NOW'. Just like the two before him, Rhino slowly moved his body to the river side. 'Alright Rhino, you can get back in now' said mouse furiously. Rhino looked at his friend "Mouse whats up?, not like you to be so down!", "well" said Mouse " its not every day some f****r nicks my swimming trunks!"

Number 1:

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?

Because the parrots eat them all!

Number 2:

Mouse was walking in the jungle, he was in a bad mood. He saw Hippo bathing in the river. Hippo saw mouse "Hey mouse, hows it going?", Mouse stared at Hippo, 'Oy Hippo get out the f*%$ing water, NOW'. Hippo, shocked by mouses unusual bad mood, agreed to the request and slowly dragged himself out of the water. Mouse looked at Hippo, and solemnly told him 'Ok Hippo you can get in now!'. Hippo, now very bemused did just that!

Mouse continued with his moody walk along the river, soon he spied Elephant having his morning bath, 'Oy Elephant get the f*** out the river this instance', Elephant was also taken aback by mouse's aggression and immediately complied with his request. Mouse stared at elephant for a moment and then also told elephant he could get back to bathing in the muddy waters. Elephant did just that, rendered speechless by the belligerence of what he presumed was one of his closest friends!

Along the river mouse went, his mood growing darker. Soon he saw Rhino cooling himself from the early morning sun, and again seemingly turned on one of his friends 'Rhino, for f**** sake get out the river NOW'. Just like the two before him, Rhino slowly moved his body to the river side. 'Alright Rhino, you can get back in now' said mouse furiously. Rhino looked at his friend "Mouse whats up?, not like you to be so down!", "well" said Mouse " its not every day some f****r nicks my swimming trunks!"

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