Collingwood Family

[cdnvic]

A family of Collingwood supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel sports, the son picks up an Essendon football jumper and says to his 20 year old sister "I've decided to become a Bomber supporter i would like this for Christmas".

His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him around the head with her carton of Winfield and says, "Go talk to Mum". Off goes the little lad with Essendon jumper in hand to find his Mum.

"Mum?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided to be an Essendon supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas".

The mother is outraged by this and throws her moccasins and full V.B. tinnie at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Lets go talk to your father".

Off they go to Pentridge Prison during visiting hours and find Boofa, his Dad. "Dad?"

"Yes son"?.

"I've decided to be an Essendon supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his fists and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in "THAT" and then kicks him from one end of the rec. room to the other for good measure.

About half an hour later they're all heading back home to Reservoir in the E.K. Holden. The mother turns to her son and says "Son I hope you have learnt something today"

The son says "Yes I have".

"Good son what is it.".

The son replies "I've only been an Essendon supporter for 3 hours and I already Hate you Collingwood Mongrels"!!!!.

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A family of Collingwood supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel sports, the son picks up an Essendon football jumper and says to his 20 year old sister "I've decided to become a Bomber supporter i would like this for Christmas".

His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him around the head with her carton of Winfield and says, "Go talk to Mum". Off goes the little lad with Essendon jumper in hand to find his Mum.

"Mum?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided to be an Essendon supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas".

The mother is outraged by this and throws her moccasins and full V.B. tinnie at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Lets go talk to your father".

Off they go to Pentridge Prison during visiting hours and find Boofa, his Dad. "Dad?"

"Yes son"?.

"I've decided to be an Essendon supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his fists and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in "THAT" and then kicks him from one end of the rec. room to the other for good measure.

About half an hour later they're all heading back home to Reservoir in the E.K. Holden. The mother turns to her son and says "Son I hope you have learnt something today"

The son says "Yes I have".

"Good son what is it.".

The son replies "I've only been an Essendon supporter for 3 hours and I already Hate you Collingwood Mongrels"!!!!.

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cdnvic, If this wasnt Collywobble related i'd sue for plagerism (sp). I posted this on the "Collingwood baiting thread " earlier this year. Keep up the good work mate.

OK. Lets keep the sherrin rolling.

Did you hear that the Post Office had to recal there latest stamp issue. They had pictures of Collingwood players on them and the people couldnt figure which side to spit on.

Whats the differance between a jet engine and Eddie Mcguire?

A jet engine eventualy stops whining.

How many Collingwood fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it. Five to moan about it, and Eddie to say that if the umpire had done his job in the first place,the light bulb would never have gone out.