Politically Correct?

[andyfletch]

How to speak about men and be Politically Correct:

1. He does not have a Beer Gut - he has developed a Liquid Storage Facility

2. He is not a Bad Dancer - he is Overly Caucasian

3. He does not Get Lost - he Investigates Alternative Destinations

4. He is not Balding - he is in Follicle Regression

5. He is not a Cradle Snatcher - he is Generationally Differential

6. He does not get Falling Down Drunk - he becomes Accidentally Horizontal

7. He does not act like a Total Ass - he develops a Rectal Cranial Inversion

8. He is not a Male Chauvinist Pig - he hasSwine Empathy

9. He is not Afraid of Commitment - he is Monogamously Challenged

10. He is not a W*nker - he is an Owner Operator

How to speak about women and be Politically Correct

1. She is not a Babe or a Chick - she is a Breasted Citizen

2. She is not Easy - she is Horizontally Accessible

3. She is not Blonde - she is a Detour off the Information Superhighway

4. She has not Been Around - she is a Previously Enjoyed Companion

5. She is not an Airhead - she is Reality Impaired

6. She does not get Drunk or Tipsy - she is Chemically Inconvenienced

7. She is not Horny - she is S*xually Focussed

8. She does not have Breast Implants - she is Medically Enhanced

9. She does not Nag You - she becomes Verbally Repetetive

10. She is not a Slut - she is S*xually Extroverted

11. She does not have Premier League Hooters - she is Pectorally Superior

12. She is not a Two Bit Slapper - she is a Low Cost Service Provider

[Jumbo chilli]

How to speak about men and be Politically Correct:

1. He does not have a Beer Gut - he has developed a Liquid Storage Facility

2. He is not a Bad Dancer - he is Overly Caucasian

3. He does not Get Lost - he Investigates Alternative Destinations

4. He is not Balding - he is in Follicle Regression

5. He is not a Cradle Snatcher - he is Generationally Differential

6. He does not get Falling Down Drunk - he becomes Accidentally Horizontal

7. He does not act like a Total Ass - he develops a Rectal Cranial Inversion

8. He is not a Male Chauvinist Pig - he hasSwine Empathy

9. He is not Afraid of Commitment - he is Monogamously Challenged

10. He is not a W*nker - he is an Owner Operator

How to speak about women and be Politically Correct

1. She is not a Babe or a Chick - she is a Breasted Citizen

2. She is not Easy - she is Horizontally Accessible

3. She is not Blonde - she is a Detour off the Information Superhighway

4. She has not Been Around - she is a Previously Enjoyed Companion

5. She is not an Airhead - she is Reality Impaired

6. She does not get Drunk or Tipsy - she is Chemically Inconvenienced

7. She is not Horny - she is S*xually Focussed

8. She does not have Breast Implants - she is Medically Enhanced

9. She does not Nag You - she becomes Verbally Repetetive

10. She is not a Slut - she is S*xually Extroverted

11. She does not have Premier League Hooters - she is Pectorally Superior

12. She is not a Two Bit Slapper - she is a Low Cost Service Provider

   

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Good one