Me and my GF are going to Thailand soon, and I have a quick and simple question to ask before we go.

Where do I bring my GF if I want to have some "intimate fun in the sun" on an completely empty, desolate and isolated beach, with minimal risk of being discovered / spotted / disturbed, or fined by the police?

Does a beach like this even exist in tourist heavy Thailand? It seems that even the most remote and smallest of islands are always packed with tourists..

Edited January 20, 201214 yr by ricku

Might help if you say where your going in Thailand

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Pattaya beech between midnight and 6am. If you need more privacy, find a nice friendly ladyboy to look after your stuff for you.

Might help if you say where your going in Thailand

We will be traveling all over the place. Koh Chang, Koh samet, Krabi, Koh samui and so on.

Pattaya beech between midnight and 6am. If you need more privacy, find a nice friendly ladyboy to look after your stuff for you.

Thanks but no thanks. I would not visit the trashcan of Thailand unless someone forced me at gunpoint.

Edited January 20, 201214 yr by ricku

There are completely deserted beaches in the muslim South, and they are absolutely beautiful.

Plenty of small islands that you can hire a boat to take you, they might not come back but they will take you...lol..

Might help if you say where your going in Thailand

We will be traveling all over the place. Koh Chang, Koh samet, Krabi, Koh samui and so on.

Pattaya beech between midnight and 6am. If you need more privacy, find a nice friendly ladyboy to look after your stuff for you.

Thanks but no thanks. I would not visit the trashcan of Thailand unless someone forced me at gunpoint.

The OP wants to shag his bird on the beach but won't lower himself to do it in Pattaya.

I reckon you can try it on any of the four island and beach destinations you mentioned and try and bring them down to Pattaya's level of filth.

Or just come and do it in Pattaya and get it over with.

Beach sex.... so overrated.

Might help if you say where your going in Thailand

We will be traveling all over the place. Koh Chang, Koh samet, Krabi, Koh samui and so on.

Pattaya beech between midnight and 6am. If you need more privacy, find a nice friendly ladyboy to look after your stuff for you.

Thanks but no thanks. I would not visit the trashcan of Thailand unless someone forced me at gunpoint.

The OP wants to shag his bird on the beach but won't lower himself to do it in Pattaya.

I reckon you can try it on any of the four island and beach destinations you mentioned and try and bring them down to Pattaya's level of filth.

Or just come and do it in Pattaya and get it over with.

Beach sex.... so overrated.

A bit gritty for my liking

I take it you have no problem with running the risk of appearing on the front page of the local paper? In Thailand, there are eyes watching everything. Those eyes only activate a response if it is of interest.Naked farangs are a hot button to elicit lots of photos, giggling and finger pointing.

Note too that such behaviour is illegal in Thailand and subject to punishment, including a hefty fine or deportation.

Maybe you really are looking for a bit of exhibitionist delight, but such activity is a no go in thailand. Be smart, be respectful of local norms, laws and customs.

Now, if your g/f wants to get naked in a casino and you wish to illegally gamble, that's something else.

I've had sex on a beach a coupla times now....so 90's

careful with the sunscreen lotion.

Maybe he just wants to stick her head in the sand

Rent a yacht for a day OP and sail off happily into the Andaman Sea for a few hours....

Go to a beach only reachable by boat. I remember in Ko Phi Phi I rented a kayak and paddled to a beach that completely deserted. Would have had plenty of warning if another kayak headed there.

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Jao Lao Beach Chantaburi

Evason Phuket and get the long boat to bon island (which they have direct access to and sole use) you can hire the honeymoon villa and have sole access.

Sorry but I thought that it was against the rules to discuss and promote illegal activities on this forum. If that is the case why was this topic allowed since sex in public places is prohibited under Thai law.

I want to have some "intimate fun in the sun"

And get burned to a crisp in the hot sun. Yes sounds like a good idea.

Why do you think you can come here and have sex on a beach..?? . You're a visitor here and should respect their laws .. You will dishonor their country and bring shame upon falang...

Jesse's, why some folks are so grumpy? OP didn't say he want to do it on a public beach for everyone to see. What laws are there on a deserted beach? None.

To the op, the best place I could think of is Phi-Phi island (as another poster mentioned). Most of the island is straight walls up from the sea, lots of isolated beaches with no access from land. Rent a kayak and go on with your business. There will be plenty of time too get dressed up if another kayak or a boat comes near.

If Koh Chang is as dead as I heard, you could do it pretty much anywhere you want, lol.

Have fun!

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Jesse's, why some folks are so grumpy? OP didn't say he want to do it on a public beach for everyone to see. What laws are there on a deserted beach? None.

To the op, the best place I could think of is Phi-Phi island (as another poster mentioned). Most of the island is straight walls up from the sea, lots of isolated beaches with no access from land. Rent a kayak and go on with your business. There will be plenty of time too get dressed up if another kayak or a boat comes near.

If Koh Chang is as dead as I heard, you could do it pretty much anywhere you want, lol.

Have fun!

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It is illegal and disrespectful.

Jesse's, why some folks are so grumpy? OP didn't say he want to do it on a public beach for everyone to see. What laws are there on a deserted beach? None.

To the op, the best place I could think of is Phi-Phi island (as another poster mentioned). Most of the island is straight walls up from the sea, lots of isolated beaches with no access from land. Rent a kayak and go on with your business. There will be plenty of time too get dressed up if another kayak or a boat comes near.

If Koh Chang is as dead as I heard, you could do it pretty much anywhere you want, lol.

Have fun!

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It is illegal and disrespectful.

Yawn...

I want to have some "intimate fun in the sun"

And get burned to a crisp in the hot sun. Yes sounds like a good idea.

Use lots of sun screen then; or maybe some Nuru gel?

Jesse's, why some folks are so grumpy? OP didn't say he want to do it on a public beach for everyone to see. What laws are there on a deserted beach? None.

To the op, the best place I could think of is Phi-Phi island (as another poster mentioned). Most of the island is straight walls up from the sea, lots of isolated beaches with no access from land. Rent a kayak and go on with your business. There will be plenty of time too get dressed up if another kayak or a boat comes near.

If Koh Chang is as dead as I heard, you could do it pretty much anywhere you want, lol.

Have fun!

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It is illegal and disrespectful.

Sex is dirty and nasty...

Jesse's, why some folks are so grumpy? OP didn't say he want to do it on a public beach for everyone to see. What laws are there on a deserted beach? None.

To the op, the best place I could think of is Phi-Phi island (as another poster mentioned). Most of the island is straight walls up from the sea, lots of isolated beaches with no access from land. Rent a kayak and go on with your business. There will be plenty of time too get dressed up if another kayak or a boat comes near.

If Koh Chang is as dead as I heard, you could do it pretty much anywhere you want, lol.

Have fun!

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It is illegal and disrespectful.

Sex is dirty and nasty...

from memory the last Russian couple that got caught and were fined only 500 baht

plus they got the paperwork to prove to all their friends that they did it on the beach

from memory the last Russian couple that got caught and were fined only 500 baht

plus they got the paperwork to prove to all their friends that they did it on the beach

They also made the front page of the Pattaya Daily News and provided hours of amusement for some of us.

http://www.pattayada...-pattaya-beach/

I suspect an exhibitionist itch that needs to be scratched. Here's an exciting possibility. Jump on to the stage at an NEP bar and drop your pants.

I actually saw this happen. The Kiwi in question was pudgy, middle-aged, drunk (obviously) but, truth be told, not badly endowed. The crowd, obviously pleased at this most unusual infusion of male farang spice into what is normally an offering purely of naked Thai feminity, cheered. This instigated the Kiwi to stumble about a bit holding out his (oddly flaccid) member for better viewing and then an attempt at a maneuver on a pole led to his unfortunately falling off stage. The interlude lasted only a couple of minutes but a good time was had by one and all, as must surely have been recorded by multiple cameras.

So if the OP and his GF were to both bound on stage, disrobe, scream "Yee hah!' while doing cartwheels around the girls already there, then they would have a memory and a tape to last a lifetime.

Buy some sand and get a room.

Or anto909's idea (post #17) sounds good.