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A lawyer arriving home late one evening after a long day at the office trying to defend his client, William Wright who was sentenced to die that evening.

When the lawyer arrives home his wife opened the front door for him and shouted, "where have you been, it's 11:00pm and you don't even call to let me know you'll be home late".

Nag, nag, nag says the husband and goes over to the bar to pour himself a drink.

"You come home late and not even a hello", rants the wife.

Nag, nag, nag says the husband, I'm going upstairs to take a bath, I'm expecting a call from the Governor with a 'Stay of Execution', if the call comes through can you let me know?

Sure enough, the call comes through and Wright's reprieved, the wife runs upstairs to tell her husband the good news and when she opens the bathroom door her husband is bending over wiping the tub clean.

"They're not hanging right tonight" says the wife,

Nag, Nag, Nag.....says the husband..

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