Indian Reservation

A young female reporter on assignment to an Indian Reservation was walking around taking photos when she came up to an Indian with one feather in his hair, she asked the young brave, "why do you have one feather in your hair?", he answered, "One feather, One Squaw". So she took his picture and wrote down some notes. Walking around some more she came across another brave with two feathers in his hair. "Excuse me, can you tell me why you have two feathers in your hair?", The brave tells her, "Me have two Squaws". "Hmm", she says and snaps his photo and goes on with her tour. She suddenly stops in surprise to see another Indian this time he has a full head of feathers and they continue down his back and trailing six feet behind him.

"Why do you have so many feathers" asked the reporter, "Me Phuckum anything" says the Indian, Oh how hostile" says the reporter, "Hostile, Dogstyle, anystyle", says the Indian, "Oh Dear", says the reporter, "No deer, ass to high, feet too swift", says the Indian.