Chonburi Immigration Police Arrests American And 7 Ugandans

[wxyz]

Pleuger?

Wouldn't anyone take drugs with a handle like that?

A boy named Sue had it easy in comparison.

Personally, I'd have changed names as well as countries but there you go. What do I know apart from it's not the wisest of moves to hide out on Soi 5 Pattaya, heart of the day time prostitute sleeze patrol and myriad of passing old men who are taking the air and not engaging in an activity which, we are told repeatedly, simply does not exist in Thailand. Being honest. Oh, and prostitution.

So as if the wise move would be to pick up the phone and ring the Embassy, the current emcummbent of the gold braid and licence to rip off as much money as possible while posted to Pattaya, opts to hav ehis mug shot on TV and by way of that inform Hillary that a US citizen is custody.

At least Mr P benefits from a semblance of recogniseable judicial procedure as he is not proclaimed to be guilty, sentenced and imprisoned. That only happens in this case to Ugandans. The word alegedly, allegedly, doesn't translate into Thailand. Although they do have a similar word which translates as ' falang guilty - how much in bank?'

Nothing is stated as to the ethnicty of Mr P. he could be black. Ugandans usually and expectedly are. Perhaps that is why they are lumped together in this totally unconnected, not in the remotest similar story of one drug offender and umpteen Ugandan prostitutes.

I expect that in Pattaya like Phuket, the Russians pay the tea money and are immune to prosecution. Also, they have white skin. The Thais never were one ones for hiding their disdain of a darker skin even amongst their kind; where to be dark is to be discriminated against and to be whiter is to be living in Bangkok, financially better off, more priviledged but still lacking education, wisdom or common sense. After all, they do believe that babies, dead ones, come back not only fluent in Thai aged 4 months but also predicting a dam busters event in Kanchanaburi. If that doesn't float your boat and it surely would, why not join the locals and look for the lottery numbers with talcum powder rubbed on the back of a passing monitor lizard?

Was it Rolf harris who summed up the Thai Police Force's mission statement and entire vision when he sang of two little boys having too little dicks? It certainly explains a lot.

Pattaya simply isn't ambitious enough! Why no hub of hubs? Why no International Film Festival of Porn made on every hand held device [accent on the word vice] onaa 24 hour walk on any of its city streets. How can anyone be anti-gay when you buy a condo and find the entire building is full of aged Europeans and their young male companions. At least the nightly screams are less high pitched and more easily contained. A gag also helps.

Am I correct in saying Pattaya now has it's own gag and whip shop next to McDonalds and Boots? It's a good employer as it has a creche on site for staff just above the Kattoy Bar. it's doing very well and has opened its doors to the public. Old men are allowed to stand and stare as the children, mainly under 3's, play. Perhaps they are wanting to volunteer their unique life time services? Who knows? Not the Police anyway unless there's a donation to the Policemen's Balls. The girls [and boys] who work the beaches usually contribute thier services while on short visits to the house on Beach Road that the Police call home.

All is well in Pattaya then. Alls well that ends well. The sooner it all ends the better. How low can the state of mankind sink if left to itself? We only have the decadence of Rome to compare Pattaya with but Rome was at least the centre of something. Pattaya remains a flaltulent hole where perverts are on parade, freaks frollic, steroid abusers bulge the bicep whilst shrinking the scrotum, and petty criminaals legitimise themselves and ingratiate themselves into the local heirarchy by way of a life time grovelling and fawning. They must have come from some kind of sewer to see Pattaya as a Paradise. I find it incompehensible but then I don't belong to the Pattaya Members Club that makes the Masons seem like an Open Forum. One of the questions on the membership form for the Sunday morning meetings is 'when did you last stop beating your wife / boy friend / transexual partner / dog. Dog is no longer on the list as the Thais viewed then all as dogs. there you go. it's a free world but not in Pattaya. Make that Thailand.

The thought Police of this board have gone all limp since the viagra wore off . However, they still model themselves on bodies further afield who act in all our interests leaving safer for being able to only speak the truth inside our own heads.

Was anything other than Pattaya ever further from the truth?

Nice, but you should not bogart like that. lol

I'll have what he's having.

Edited February 9, 2012 by wxyz

[sscsamui]

If they truly want to improve the image of Pattaya do something about the Jet Ski Rip offs.... This is hitting Pattaya more than a few lades from Africa...

[wxyz]

If they truly want to improve the image of Pattaya do something about the Jet Ski Rip offs.... This is hitting Pattaya more than a few lades from Africa...

Exactly, they are on the internet, even videos of them, you would think that would have made the powers that be act.

But not as yet, they must pay some big tea money.

Edited February 9, 2012 by wxyz

[wlcart]

Fugitives beware! Don't even think about hided out in Pattaya!

i wased thinking the same thing.

[Baerboxer]

In Thailand, there are "officially" 2 million registered prostitutes (counting only the erection assistants who regularly attend the mandatory Health Check). It is estimated that seasonal 3-20 percent of the female population in the Kingdom, aged 15-34 work as bj provider, regardless the fact that it is illegal, even as 60 % of all families in Isan are the profiteers of the vaginal-wages.

The Uganda snowflakes must become a laughing stock at their return for being arrested for “prostitution” in the “Land of Vertical smiles.” This is a joke as funny and absurd as getting busted for being drunk in public in Moscow’s suburbs or smoking a joint in Medelín!

Interesting statistics - could you let us have the source(s) please.

[Baerboxer]

It would take a lot to clean up the image of that cesspool...

African prostitutes in Thailand??? LOL. I thought it was funny when I read somewhere that there were Russian prostitutes hanging out there at one time...

Edit: Just read on another board that they were earning 3,000 Baht per hour each so I guess some do like brown sugar.

Saw several African "ladies" arround Asoke last Friday evening. Large African minders scoffing at nearby street food vendor. Not usually nice people at all - unpredicatable, easily provoked and complete scam artisits. Beware.

[wxyz]

“Land of Vertical smiles.”

Seems like that should be “Land of Horizontal smiles.”

Edited February 9, 2012 by wxyz

[ALFREDO]

Who on earth would come to Thailand and hire a Ugandan for sex - I now most of the Thai BG's in Pattaya are past their sell by date but even so ......

Patrick

I can say, as far as I had Sex with Thai Girls and Black Ladys, (in Europe and Bangkok) the black are better in their business!

[ALFREDO]

In Thailand, there are "officially" 2 million registered prostitutes (counting only the erection assistants who regularly attend the mandatory Health Check). It is estimated that seasonal 3-20 percent of the female population in the Kingdom, aged 15-34 work as bj provider, regardless the fact that it is illegal, even as 60 % of all families in Isan are the profiteers of the vaginal-wages.

You are joking I think, all your numbers are nonsens, Except the 3 % which can be near the truth.

2 Million whores? Where are they working? Crazy!

I come since 22 years to TH, live and lived here about ten years all together in Phuket and Isaan, have children with two different Thai women and believe to know a bit about all Thai Sex hotspots.

Now tell me your numbers regarding knowledge and your time in Thailand Tacky Too.

Ever been here?

Edited February 9, 2012 by ALFREDO

[ALFREDO]

It would take a lot to clean up the image of that cesspool...

African prostitutes in Thailand??? LOL. I thought it was funny when I read somewhere that there were Russian prostitutes hanging out there at one time...

Edit: Just read on another board that they were earning 3,000 Baht per hour each so I guess some do like brown sugar.

Saw several African "ladies" arround Asoke last Friday evening. Large African minders scoffing at nearby street food vendor. Not usually nice people at all - unpredicatable, easily provoked and complete scam artisits. Beware.

The Africans are not more expensive than the Thais, Just bargain.

The Africans I see and had contact with in lower Sukhumvit in Bangkok are better in bed as most Thai Girls, speak better English and I had never any trouble with them, cannot confirm your comment -Baerboxer-.

Edited February 9, 2012 by ALFREDO

[philliphn]

Well done Immigration Police!

[cowslip]

so is this an admission that they did nothing about it before?

[cowslip]

"He fled an arrest warrant in the US and hided out in Pattaya." - who wrote this anyway?

[TeddyFlyfisherDavis]

If there will be an attempt to boost Pattaya's image than it is about time that they start arresting local politicians, police and other upstanding members of society too, I suppose. Only fugitives with hormonal problems and not so smart ones would opt for Pattaya. Staying out of Americans hands must not be too hard if you opt for another country than Thailand, closer at home there must be some countries around with a similar climate as Thailand but who are not as close diplomatically.

He should have gone to Sihanoukville, Cambodia...No extradition treaty with the USA...Could have obtained a business visa and stayed forever...

[ALFREDO]

-TeddyFlyfisherDavis-

Maybe its to remote and quiet for the fugitive in SNV and Cambodia. Still that is two steps down in everything regarding infrastructure.

But I like it so.

[z12]

"Chonburi Immigration Police Arrests American and 7 Ugandans"

Did they share a holding cell together? Talk about getting lucky.

Edited February 11, 2012 by z12