Popular Post stevehaigh Posted February 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2012 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong 01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours,the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty2009 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. Could you imagine what fun the hollywood screan writers could have, if you could have a quick same marrige in Las Vagas, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombkk Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 When I saw this topic, I was going to don my mod hat and wield the penalty stick - but when I read the post, I found it hilarious! Thanks Steve, a keeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ijustwannateach Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroDesire Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Nice post! fuc_king laugh my ass off! XD ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiebebe Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 That's a great post, thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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