I've got a 2 year old English bulldog called Buster.

He's tan and white , very big (30 kilo), has a very good temperament and has nuts the size of footballs.

He is looking for a lady for a night of pleasure.

If anyone wants to help him out PM me.

Kurgen

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Alternatively you could have his nads removed surgically. Would enhance his appearance no end!

I couldn't whip his nuts of before he got to use them.

As an owner of a set I would be gutted to wake up one day and they were gone

By the way I'm in the Pattaya area and Buster's not too fussy about his lady being a pedigree,he just wants to spread his seed

Why not just take him for short time. Seriously, how do you know he wants to spill his seed? I think that unless you are prepared for the consequences of a quickie (offspring etc) you would be kindest to prune him.

I know its an old posting - but would love to see a picture of the young Buster. I'm not a pervert - just think Bulldogs are great. We're hoping to get one next year. Hope he's feeling less frustrated now.

Lucky

I know its an old posting - but would love to see a picture of the young Buster. I'm not a pervert - just think Bulldogs are great. We're hoping to get one next year. Hope he's feeling less frustrated now.

Lucky

I'll post some pics as soon as I get my camera fixed.

Unfortunately, 1 year on, he still hasn't got his nuts in the poor sod.

Even worse, because he's so big, he can't even lick them.

Bulldogs are great... stupid,lazy, crap guard dogs but full of character

We're thinking of getting one later in the year. Any tips on the best place to get them in Bangkok and/or how well they take to the thai climate, etc?

cheers and look forward to the pictures.

Lucky

I know its an old posting - but would love to see a picture of the young Buster. I'm not a pervert - just think Bulldogs are great. We're hoping to get one next year. Hope he's feeling less frustrated now.

Lucky

I'll post some pics as soon as I get my camera fixed.

Unfortunately, 1 year on, he still hasn't got his nuts in the poor sod.

Even worse, because he's so big, he can't even lick them.

Bulldogs are great... stupid,lazy, crap guard dogs but full of character

I have 2 one year old females. Would he be interested in a 3 some? I have attached some pics, but they were 9 months when the photos were taken.

See Attached.

I have printed of the pic of your 2 bitches intoxicajun and shown them to Buster.

He would be more than happy to bash their back doors in and has added their picture to his pile of Bulldog porn.

Got a mate living down in Pattaya now who has english bulldogs. He might be interested in breeding them. I'll have a word and if ok with him will pm you his e mail

I have printed of the pic of your 2 bitches intoxicajun and shown them to Buster.

He would be more than happy to bash their back doors in and has added their picture to his pile of Bulldog porn.

Porn for bulldogs now that's what i call a niche market. possible titles 'Spike' 'Suck 'n' Slobber' 'That's my Boy' although this one is for the gay dog punter or bitch.

His favourite's are "On Heat", "In Season", "Studded Collar", "Rover", "Boners" and "Sit Up And Beg"

I'll get my coat

His favourite's are "On Heat", "In Season", "Studded Collar", "Rover", "Boners" and "Sit Up And Beg"

I'll get my coat

Top man and a Top dog Not a porno title but an hysterical thread, best laugh I've had for ages. May your balls and his roll on to great things.

I have printed of the pic of your 2 bitches intoxicajun and shown them to Buster.

He would be more than happy to bash their back doors in and has added their picture to his pile of Bulldog porn.

doesn't need to be a bulldog right??? look around ur neighbour houses for whatever dogs dude. he's desperate. if no female ones available, check out the male ones get some KY ready!

pandas in chiang mai still got no luck despite having long term relationships. even the panda porn not working !