This thread probably should have been started in the jokes forum ...

American actor Dick Van Patten visited this spa while in Bangkok but came limping out, when asked why?, his only reply was "Eight is Enough."

I usually round it up....my 3 inches serves me well.

If you've got the meat, the motion is gravy.

Don't you mean Santorum?

That, my friend, is politically incorrect!

Actually, my quip was intended to be a play on:

"It ain't the meat, it's the motion"

(Said the man with the wee willie.)

"It's not the size of the pencil, but how you sign your name"

Question marks over a citizen's rights if the police can routinely raid your place of work and piss test you for drugs, that's scary. Why not just stop people randomly in the streets, or outside parliament, or up market gentlemen's clubs...

The do already. No probable cause laws in Thailand.