Where Can I Hire A Good Bodyguard In Thailand? I fear being beaten to death by a gang of irate British pensioners.

There are all those ex SAS guys that hang around in Patters lol

That's a good plan....but the chances are they will all be on a pension too and once they find out my real identity......gulp

You could hire a platoon of ladyboys from Pattaya

You could hire a platoon of ladyboys from Pattaya

Pros: Pattaya ladyboys have excellent hand to hand fighting skills.

Cons: could be sexually molested by own bodyguards

You could hire a platoon of ladyboys from Pattaya

Pros: Pattaya ladyboys have excellent hand to hand fighting skills.

Cons: could be sexually molested by own bodyguards

That's a fair point......I would really need to watch my back huh?

That's a fair point......I would really need to watch my back huh?

Back? No. Frontal area? Yes.

That's a fair point......I would really need to watch my back huh?

Back? No. Frontal area? Yes.

Oh No!! that would be a form of torture......then again maybe the pensioners will torture me......I think I'm in trouble here

I hear Kevin Costner has a sudden opening..

You're safe, unless they wag their chins and flap their lips at supersonic speed.

If they rush you, just tell them that the English breakfast is only 60 baht down at Bully's.

surely that should be where can you not find a former body guard, security expert, counter espionage consultant or secret ninja in Expat Thailand!

I hear Kevin Costner has a sudden opening..

Let's hope it doesn't close as suddenly...

OP, I think you have nothing to fear. Those who you mentioned in your previous post would have to get up off of their barstools to physically attack you, and they are simply not in sufficiently good physical shape or motivated enough to do that. I caution you, however, that if you get within range, there is strong likelihood of being pelted with peanuts or other assorted bar type snackfood.

You could hire a platoon of ladyboys from Pattaya

Pros: Pattaya ladyboys have excellent hand to hand fighting skills.

Cons: could be sexually molested by own bodyguards

Only if he pays extra

You're safe, unless they wag their chins and flap their lips at supersonic speed.

If they rush you, just tell them that the English breakfast is only 60 baht down at Bully's.

That's a great mental image.