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Santa Claus

Totster
Totster
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young

woman in a robe.

She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like

to come into my bedroom."

Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these

toys to the children you know."

The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee.

Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something

special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you

want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable."

Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these

toys to the children you know."

Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits,

and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says "Santa,

this is your last chance. This body is your gift."

Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the

chimney with my d**k this way!"

totster :o

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