dean999 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Non - Thai - I have my name on land deads and i own 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Thai guy = I will never use the word Farang ever again If you can beat this, I'll be shocked Thai: That Stilton looks nice. Can I have a slice please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I should add that the last comment was inspired by a meal I had with a Thai lady at one of Bangkok's primo expensive Indian restaurants. Having ordered waaay too much food I had it boxed up and offered it to some Thai girls at a bar I often then used. None of them would eat it...eventually one of them said she would give it to her son for his packed lunch the next day. But only cos he had been a bad boy recently.... The poor laddie...1k Baht lunch as a punishment....the mind boggles!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 (edited) This enjoyable thread is now going 'off the rails'.. thai wife: and I shall not rail at you if you display disgusting, licencious, middle aged fat falang behavior...just stick to the market and the fresh tofu...(tutsi: 'heh, heh, heh...' the tofu lady down the market she swivels suggestively to 'display' a more alluring backside aspect...) Edited March 22, 2012 by tutsiwarrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliss Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 the thai darling ---------the darling farang good, you not believe me , all time . farang , not stewpid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze01 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Thai wife - No dah link, I don't care if you have a mia noi. In fact, bring her around for a threesome. Thai wife - Dah link, Thai Oil just found oil on papas rice farm and now we are rich! Thai wife - Dah link, what you mean I no cook for you, you know I have to take care my German boyfriend today Thai wife - Dah link, why you no go and get nice massage with happy ending. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSnapper Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Farang: Why use toilet paper when there is a bum gun? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I will come in your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I will come in your mouth. You b*stard. I was just thinking what to have for supper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 22, 2012 Author Share Posted March 22, 2012 I will come in your mouth. You b*stard. I was just thinking what to have for supper. Right you two........you'll get us in trouble with f1 again But then again.....never a truer word said......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post necronx99 Posted March 22, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 22, 2012 I will come in your mouth. You b*stard. I was just thinking what to have for supper. I suppose the rice soup is off then... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 (edited) I will come in your mouth. You b*stard. I was just thinking what to have for supper. I suppose the rice soup is off then... I used to enjoy a slice of cold salty porridge back home for breakfast but I doubt I'll be able to face it ever again after this experience.... Edited March 22, 2012 by smokie36 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 NO No NO ! Ferangs only pay half price. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qeyuio Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 anyway we still like it here more than our home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominique355 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 " We must plan ahead of things." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 I will come in your mouth. You b*stard. I was just thinking what to have for supper. Dial 1112 for Thaddeus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Thai teacher to class: "Please feel free ask questions at any time, and if I don't know the answer I will try to find out what it is. nobody loses face because they don't know something, but it sure is silly not to ask and find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjohndub Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 deleted by MiG16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Farang...."I'm an alcoholic!" Farang...."Bar fine a girl. Never! 'Tis beneath my standards" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Farang...."I'm an alcoholic!" Farang...."Bar fine a girl. Never! 'Tis beneath my standards" Oh <deleted>! I've done it again, 'Things you wouldn't hear!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benbear Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Thai student = If I don't understand what my foreign teacher is teaching, I will put my hand up and tell my teacher I don't understand and if I still don't understand I will keep asking untill I understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadingo Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 We give you water meter back for free as your late payment was under 100 Baht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thaddeus Posted March 23, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 23, 2012 I will come in your mouth. You b*stard. I was just thinking what to have for supper. Dial 1112 for Thaddeus. Actually it's 666 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post necronx99 Posted March 23, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 23, 2012 Farang to another Farang - Ya know what? Most of the shit that people complain about here is secretly the reason we stay here rather than our own over policed, over governed nanny states, but we are too scared to say so in public. Its been good but I think this thread is done. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Its been good but I think this thread is done. Wrong. Keep your contributions rolling in please everyone..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Its been good but I think this thread is done. Wrong. Keep your contributions rolling in please everyone..... You're quite right - I hear that all the time, mostly from the original poster when the thread takes a wrong turn, or people start having a go at him and telling him to grow a pear (or maybe Grow Up, Eh? - I could have mis-heard) Back on topic - Yourself think, above the clamour in a shopping centre on a Saturday SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Schroedinger's cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wana Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 bargirl : sure,you can put it in my ass ,same price ,no extra charge ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necronx99 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Schroedinger's cat At a practical level that concept doesn't work here. Schroedinger's Thai cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Schroedinger's cat At a practical level that concept doesn't work here. Schroedinger's Thai cat Einstein: So, Herr Schrodinger, how was your experiment Schroedinger: Its fookin gone. Not dead, not alive, its gone!, lock, stock and giblets! Belches offstage... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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