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MediumPaceBowler....but only if he brought his exotic high-so missus.....which will never happen.

And Smokie....but only if England win Euro 2012....which will never happen either.

Save bandwidth and say "no one"

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Golden Oldies for me

ThaiPauly

Tutsiwarrior

Dr Patpong....if he is still around ?

Tornado...long gone

Gentleman Scamp...hang on I met him already

Mig16....almost met her

Totster - next time you're in Kalasin smile.png

Scouser - is he still here?

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I would rather sew buttons on my eyeballs than meet any of you $¥%#&@£!

Actually, I've met you all........

....you just don't know it.

Number 34 is that you ?

Sorry I have no idea what a bar girl is. What came over me ?

......and you thought I was a girl........now go and have a shower you dirty, dirty boy!

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I would rather sew buttons on my eyeballs than meet any of you $¥%#&@£!

Actually, I've met you all........

....you just don't know it.

Number 34 is that you ?

Sorry I have no idea what a bar girl is. What came over me ?

......and you thought I was a girl........now go and have a shower you dirty, dirty boy!

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Golden Oldies for me

ThaiPauly

Tutsiwarrior

Dr Patpong....if he is still around ?

Tornado...long gone

Gentleman Scamp...hang on I met him already

Mig16....almost met her

Totster - next time you're in Kalasin smile.png

Scouser - is he still here?

I'm scoring three and a half on your list chon....if you include same bar one night later that is....(maybe next year for the turkey!) biggrin.png

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MediumPaceBowler....but only if he brought his exotic high-so missus.....which will never happen.

And Smokie....but only if England win Euro 2012....which will never happen either.

Save bandwidth and say "no one"

I would have, but I didn't want to come across as miserable as bendix.

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Now i think about it...so many more...Semper...the Scottish mafia....isanbirder....Neverdie....a wee Aberdonian with a massive chip on both shoulders....the footie crowd.....and of course sbk who keeps eluding me...yeah look out all of ya....laugh.png

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Sorry my finger slipped. biggrin.png

Thats what all the big boys say.

Not so far from a slap now is it?

Edit: Ok sam you are in...when is this party happening anyway? smile.png

My wife promised me sex on that day.

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Sorry my finger slipped. biggrin.png

Thats what all the big boys say.

Not so far from a slap now is it?

Edit: Ok sam you are in...when is this party happening anyway? smile.png

My wife promised me sex on that day.

Lucky laddie....your antihistamine cream has worked then?

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#1: George

#2: Naam

#3 (joint): All contributors to the "Thailand Needs Cricket" thread (except Jingthing)

#4: Jingthing

#5 (joint): The rest (with some exceptions that I will not name for my own safety)

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#1: George

#2: Naam

#3 (joint): All contributors to the "Thailand Needs Cricket" thread (except Jingthing)

#4: Jingthing

#5 (joint): The rest (with some exceptions that I will not name for my own safety)

What about all the other people who gave you likes?

That order of preference list is gonna kill your dinner party by the way...biggrin.png

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ThatrajOL

"Rajasaboxaefrogssoheis" says the Imam

Him and his fiff-raff friends from the Kingdom.

I might be over in August with some time on my hands in the evening, hands that I'll be wanting to keep out of mischief. Maybe I'll put a mousetrap in my wallet...

SC

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#1: George

#2: Naam

#3 (joint): All contributors to the "Thailand Needs Cricket" thread (except Jingthing)

#4: Jingthing

#5 (joint): The rest (with some exceptions that I will not name for my own safety)

What about all the other people who gave you likes?

That order of preference list is gonna kill your dinner party by the way...biggrin.png

I thought you would be proud to be ranked joint #3.

If you want to rise to #1, you must explain what is wrong with George...

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#1: George

#2: Naam

#3 (joint): All contributors to the "Thailand Needs Cricket" thread (except Jingthing)

#4: Jingthing

#5 (joint): The rest (with some exceptions that I will not name for my own safety)

What about all the other people who gave you likes?

That order of preference list is gonna kill your dinner party by the way...biggrin.png

I thought you would be proud to be ranked joint #3.

If you want to rise to #1, you must explain what is wrong with George...

How many sausage rolls have ya got? whistling.gif

Edit: Its #2 that's worryin' me....

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It would be interesting to see if the Bletherer blethers as much in real life biggrin.png

I would be tempted to go along with the many and say eek! But maybe best to stick to the fantasy tongue.png

I've heard the truth is even better than your fantasies could ever have imagined. biggrin.png

Now I'm in more trouble than I could ever have....sad.png

Edit: Eeeeeeeek! laugh.png

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