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I have never knowingly seen an alien, but it is possible that one day I will encounter an alien.

In case I one day have the misfortune of meeting an alien, I would like to be well-prepared.

Before I am subjected to depraved experiments and eaten alive I will try to talk my way to survival.

The optimal words to use probably depend on the gender of the fearsome attacker.

Hence my (serious and important) question; how can one know if an alien is male or female?

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Some people in Thailand have great difficulty in knowing whether their with a male or female until it's too late.

As for knowing whether an alien is male or female, no idea but if I close encounter one of the third gender I'll let you know.

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Some very good answers provided so far.

Thanks very much for the insights.

Admittedly, I am now even more scared of meeting an alien.

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Some very good answers provided so far.

Thanks very much for the insights.

Admittedly, I am now even more scared of meeting an alien.

If it has more than six tentacles I hope its female! tongue.png

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Some very good answers provided so far.

Thanks very much for the insights.

Admittedly, I am now even more scared of meeting an alien.

Just don't have a close encounter with one of the third gender unless you wouldn't mind meeting one.:o

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Some very good answers provided so far.

Thanks very much for the insights.

Admittedly, I am now even more scared of meeting an alien.

Just don't have a close encounter with one of the third gender unless you wouldn't mind meeting one.ohmy.png

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Maybe I should re-word my question from the OP...

If I am indeed doomed to one day meet an alien, how will I know if it is male, female or transsexual?

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Tentacles..... sorry, had to read that twice.

What got you interested the first time?

Freckles.

(but now we are getting personal.... I think Pippi Longstockings could have been an alien)

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My encounter...

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C'mon Smokes. we all know you nicked that from Jt's 'what I did last summer' essay.

I am a shameless plagiairist....tongue.png

Same here but site I got them from was royalty free.

Anyway my last one.

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Once the alien has finished probing every orifice of your body, the female aliens will ask you to reciprocate. thumbsup.gif

Don't you do that anyway? rolleyes.giflaugh.png

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AMATEURS!!!!!!!

1. Drop your socks on the floor........if it doesn't care, male, if it goes berserk, female!!!!

2. Ask to use the toilet...........leave the seat up........you know the rest!!!!

3. Hand it an I-Phone...........if it becomes fascinated and starts talking garbled rubbish to it's pals for hours........FEMALE!!!!

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How Can One Know If An Alien Is Male Or Female?

If your arse hurts after the encounter..........:(

Are suggesting one gender is more inclined towards being a pain in the arse? If so, which one?

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What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question.

That is an interesting thought...

If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know?

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