How Can One Know If An Alien Is Male Or Female?

[brit1984]

I have never knowingly seen an alien, but it is possible that one day I will encounter an alien.

In case I one day have the misfortune of meeting an alien, I would like to be well-prepared.

Before I am subjected to depraved experiments and eaten alive I will try to talk my way to survival.

The optimal words to use probably depend on the gender of the fearsome attacker.

Hence my (serious and important) question; how can one know if an alien is male or female?

[smokie36]

Hmmm difficult one without understanding alien sexual preferences i think. Perhaps they have individual desires the same as us?

[MZurf]

Easy. If it's a male he will say:

"Take me to your leader!"

If it's a female she will say:

"Take me to the mall!"

[Thaddeus]

Spaceman Balls.

Have you watched "Paul" I think it's a documentary.

[MB1]

Some people in Thailand have great difficulty in knowing whether their with a male or female until it's too late.

As for knowing whether an alien is male or female, no idea but if I close encounter one of the third gender I'll let you know.

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Edited June 21, 2012 by MB1

[endure]

If it's carrying a probe it's a male.

[brit1984]

Some very good answers provided so far.

Thanks very much for the insights.

Admittedly, I am now even more scared of meeting an alien.

[smokie36]

Some very good answers provided so far.

Thanks very much for the insights.

Admittedly, I am now even more scared of meeting an alien.

If it has more than six tentacles I hope its female!

[MB1]

Some very good answers provided so far.

Thanks very much for the insights.

Admittedly, I am now even more scared of meeting an alien.

Just don't have a close encounter with one of the third gender unless you wouldn't mind meeting one.

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[Thaddeus]

Tentacles..... sorry, had to read that twice.

[brit1984]

Some very good answers provided so far.

Thanks very much for the insights.

Admittedly, I am now even more scared of meeting an alien.

Just don't have a close encounter with one of the third gender unless you wouldn't mind meeting one.

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Maybe I should re-word my question from the OP...

If I am indeed doomed to one day meet an alien, how will I know if it is male, female or transsexual?

[brit1984]

Tentacles..... sorry, had to read that twice.

What got you interested the first time?

[Thaddeus]

Tentacles..... sorry, had to read that twice.

What got you interested the first time?

Freckles.

(but now we are getting personal.... I think Pippi Longstockings could have been an alien)

Edited June 21, 2012 by Thaddeus

[MB1]

Some very good answers provided so far.

Thanks very much for the insights.

Admittedly, I am now even more scared of meeting an alien.

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[smokie36]

My encounter...

[Thaddeus]

My encounter...

C'mon Smokes. we all know you nicked that from Jt's 'what I did last summer' essay.

[MB1]

Even aliens pay tea money.

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[smokie36]

My encounter...

C'mon Smokes. we all know you nicked that from Jt's 'what I did last summer' essay.

I am a shameless plagiairist....

[MB1]

My encounter...

C'mon Smokes. we all know you nicked that from Jt's 'what I did last summer' essay.

I am a shameless plagiairist....

Same here but site I got them from was royalty free.

Anyway my last one.

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[KeyserSoze01]

Once the alien has finished probing every orifice of your body, the female aliens will ask you to reciprocate.

[smokie36]

Once the alien has finished probing every orifice of your body, the female aliens will ask you to reciprocate.

Don't you do that anyway?

[theblether]

AMATEURS!!!!!!!

1. Drop your socks on the floor........if it doesn't care, male, if it goes berserk, female!!!!

2. Ask to use the toilet...........leave the seat up........you know the rest!!!!

3. Hand it an I-Phone...........if it becomes fascinated and starts talking garbled rubbish to it's pals for hours........FEMALE!!!!

Next

[BEENTHEREDONETHAT]

The females are larger and after sex eat their partner. Whoops wait a minute I was thinking of the black widow spider.

[samsiam]

Ask Aneliane.

[theblether]

Ask Aneliane.

Confused??????

[samsiam]

What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question.

[brit1984]

Ask Aneliane.

Ask what?

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[Payboy]

How Can One Know If An Alien Is Male Or Female?

If your arse hurts after the encounter..........

[brit1984]

How Can One Know If An Alien Is Male Or Female?

If your arse hurts after the encounter..........

Are suggesting one gender is more inclined towards being a pain in the arse? If so, which one?

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[brit1984]

What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question.

That is an interesting thought...

If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know?

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