Wedding Night

[george]

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were

spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and

began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife

asked,

"Ewwww---what's wrong with your feet? "Your toes look all mangled and

weird. Why are your feet so gross?"

"I had Tolio as a child, " he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued

undressing. When the groom took off is pants, his bride once again wrinkled

up her nose.

"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and

deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles, "he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing

continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess.....Small Cox?"

[andyfletch]

Bill Gates gets married, and goes the through the whole thing:

White wedding, huge reception, lots of celebrity guests etc.

Eventually Bill and his new wife retire to the honeymoon suite, get undressed and crawl into bed. After about 30 seconds is wife says:

" Now I know why you called your company " Microsoft" !"

Edited January 11, 2006 by andyfletch