January 13, 200620 yr A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN RE-WORD Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston. Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative Practice safe eating - always use condiments. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Banning the bra was a big flop. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. Without geometry, life is pointless. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. Alarms: What an octopus is. Dockyard: A physician's garden. Incongruous: Where bills are passed. Pasteurize: Too far to see.
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