Toy Train Story

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room She heard the train stop

and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the he11 off

now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on,

get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of

language in this house.

Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO

HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I

want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing

with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...

"All passengers please remember your things, thank you and hope your

trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just

boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a

pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who

are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the

kitchen.

Toy Train Story

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room She heard the train stop

and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the he11 off

now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on,

get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of

language in this house.

Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO

HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I

want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing

with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...

"All passengers please remember your things, thank you and hope your

trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just

boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a

pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who

are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the

kitchen.