Peace Corps Worker In Africa

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A Peace Corps worker is working with a tribe in Africa and he's miles away from civilization. He hasn't had sex in over a year and he promised his girlfriend he wouldn't jerk off while they're apart, which means he hasn't had any release whatsoever the entire time. So he's stoked when he gets word that his girlfriend is flying into the nearest airport a hundred miles away on a one day layover. He hops in the jeep and drives like a madman to meet her, determined to screw her stupid. But he's ######ed when the jeep breaks down halfway and in the middle of nowhere. Desperate, he starts running to get to the airport. After a couple of hours he comes to a remote village where there's only a couple of local tribesmen, a couple of huts, and a donkey. He asks the tribesmen if there's a phone or any jeeps around and they tell him no. With no other recourse, he comes to the realization that with no Jeep and no phone, there's no way he's going to get to his girlfriend in time. So he decides that he came all this way to get laid and he'll nail the nearest female handy. But when he finds out there's no women around, he almost goes apeshit. He asks the tribesmen what they do for sex because he's desperate. They tell him they use the donkey over yonder. Disgusted, he can't believe what they're saying and walks off. But considering that he's got to get some, he finally decides if the donkey is good enough for the locals, it's good enough for him. So he mounts the donkey and ######s it for all he's worth. The donkey's not too happy about it though and starts kicking up a storm and making a ruckus. But the dude is holding on tight and getting his beastiality on something fierce. The tribesmen run to see what the commotion is and are shocked when they see him ######ing the donkey blind. Finally the dude finishes and gets off the donkey. The tribesmen scream at him, wondering if he's lost his mind. He asks what they're talking about since they said they use the donkey too. But then they tell him they ride the donkey to the next village where the women are."

"Greg Behrant"