Florida Holiday

[teletiger]

allegedly, a true story.

A Ohio radio station ran a quiz. if a husband and wife could answer 3 questions and come up with same answers...a 2 week vacation in Florida was on offer. "OKKK...is that Tom Quinlann"? "Yes sir it is" OK Tom, now you understand the rules"? "Yes sir I do". "OK, first question....what do you wear in bed at night Tom"? "Umm...nothing sir". "What...buck naked Tom"? "Yes sir". "OK Tom...when did you last have sex with your wife"? "Ummm...this morning sir" "This morning Tom"? "Yes sir....before I went to work". "OK Tom, last question....where did you have sex"? "Ummm (giggle) in the kitchen sir". "In the kitchen Tom"?? "Yes sir...the mother in law is over for a few days and she was upstairs". "OOKKK Tom we'll just phone your wife Linda now, who's at home Tom, is that right"? "Yes sir" "Hello, is that linda Quinlann"? "Yes" "This is david Hoon from radio KKRS and your husband Tom has entered into our 3 questions and it's yours competition" "Really"? "Yes linda, now are you ready to answer 3 easy questions to win a holiday in Florida"? "Ermm"..."Go ahead honey it's a cynch". "Is that you Tom"? "Yes Linda, we've got Tom on the other line.....no conferring though". "Ermm..OK.. I guess so". "OK..question 1...what does Tom wear in bed at night Linda"? "Ermmm...nothing david...nothing" "Correct Linda...now question 2...when did you and Tom last make love"? "Oh ermm...err..this morning". "Correct Linda....your nearly in Florida Linda....last question". "Where did you have sex this morning"? "Ohh, no, I can't...ummm" "Go on Linda, it's for 2 weeks in florida (Tom)" "well....ummmm if you say it's all right Tom, ummm (giggle)...OK then......in the ass"!.........long silence....."OOKKK...we'll be right back after this message from our sponsers"...(giggle)

Mr & mrs Quinlann didn't win the holiday.

regards

Edited January 19, 2006 by teletiger

[suegha]

Why didn't they win the holiday? Seems so unfair!