Popular Post Soutpeel Posted August 9, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted August 9, 2012 is this serious???....is it April Fools Day? Note the word Satire in red in the OP Dont spoil it....these posts are fun 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pib Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Will a farang need a Work Permit to get an Ez-Bribe card? I'm assuming yes since a Work Permit is usually needed to get a Thai credit card. If so, I guess many will just have to continue to pay with cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunterHunter Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Classic, how many will think this is genuine and not satire? Sent from my GT-I9003 using Thaivisa Connect App Mrs MunterHunter did - lol bless her 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 is this serious???....is it April Fools Day? Note the word Satire in red in the OP Dont spoil it....these posts are fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrysteve Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 They left out Ez-Murder Cards, Ez-Bribe cards for Judges. The Ez-Bribe cards are no doubt to make sure their Bosses or partners in crime get a piece of the Bribe which will be deducted from they monthly salary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moruya Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 My next door neighbour is writing the software for the EZ Bribe system and he has informed me that every month starting September there will be a lucky draw for participating motorists. The prize is a return ticket on the Don Muang/Suvarnabhum air shuttle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lingba Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I have to admit...when I first read this...plus understanding how things can be here in Thailand...it dawned on me that this could actually be true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Who do I have to bribe to get one? If I buy 2, do I get an EZ Visa stamp too? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greer Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Talk about openly advertising the new bribery system!! How can anyone honestly take Thailand seriously as a country when it so puts it in your face that parts of its supposedly clean cut image is so dirty. Uh Oh...I really hope this is a tongue in cheek reply... yeah...GOT to be... right?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greer Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Classic, how many will think this is genuine and not satire? Sent from my GT-I9003 using Thaivisa Connect App Haha... I counted three so far.... oh and thats not including Mrs MunterHunter of course - she is exempt as she did not post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sunshine51 Posted August 9, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted August 9, 2012 I second the EZ BarFine Card. Prepaid or Auto Deduct.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundman Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I have always wondered why the police don't carry a mobile swipe machine. Would seriously save a lot of time and boost revenues too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaidDown Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Wow things move fast . I've just received an eMail from a lawyer offering an EZ-Bribe card with a non diminishing stored value for a very reasonable fee, it appears that I do not have to leave the country for the next 3 years , and I get free True HD. Do you think that this is legal ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I think it's disgusting that the supposed protectors of the innocent can flaunt their corruption so blatantly. I've never heard anything so outrageous. I mean, what other country in the world would actually officially produce such a thing as a card to pay illegal bribes. I truly weep for Thailand. I truly do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reasonableman Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I think it's disgusting that the supposed protectors of the innocent can flaunt their corruption so blatantly. I've never heard anything so outrageous. I mean, what other country in the world would actually officially produce such a thing as a card to pay illegal bribes. I truly weep for Thailand. I truly do. S a t i r e Lighten up.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I think it's disgusting that the supposed protectors of the innocent can flaunt their corruption so blatantly. I've never heard anything so outrageous. I mean, what other country in the world would actually officially produce such a thing as a card to pay illegal bribes. I truly weep for Thailand. I truly do. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I think it's disgusting that the supposed protectors of the innocent can flaunt their corruption so blatantly. I've never heard anything so outrageous. I mean, what other country in the world would actually officially produce such a thing as a card to pay illegal bribes. I truly weep for Thailand. I truly do. S a t i r e Lighten up.... I was taking the piss. Chilled as ####. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevjohn Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Need to set up an EZ Bribe Card shop at the Airport......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt60 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 You can top your EZ card up in any 7/11 but it must be cash in a brown envelope passed under the counter. Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Thaivisa Connect App Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necronx99 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 For a small fee (1000 baht per year) I upgraded to the gold ezy-bribe pass and now get redeemable points with every use! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Some time ago there was alarm about the average IQ of Thai kids being 97. After viewing the gullibility of some of the above posters I'm wondering what the average IQ of them is. They would do well to steer clear of bar ladies. Well done George. Now please get to work on something for 1st April next year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevjohn Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 For a small fee (1000 baht per year) I upgraded to the gold ezy-bribe pass and now get redeemable points with every use! They got you......I only paid 500 baht for the year....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moruya Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I think it's disgusting that the supposed protectors of the innocent can flaunt their corruption so blatantly. I've never heard anything so outrageous. I mean, what other country in the world would actually officially produce such a thing as a card to pay illegal bribes. I truly weep for Thailand. I truly do. The gullibility of the few is far outweighed by the amusement of the many. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunterHunter Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 For a small fee (1000 baht per year) I upgraded to the gold ezy-bribe pass and now get redeemable points with every use! They got you......I only paid 500 baht for the year....... Who got who, i wonder... have you tried to use your card yet? hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevjohn Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 For a small fee (1000 baht per year) I upgraded to the gold ezy-bribe pass and now get redeemable points with every use! They got you......I only paid 500 baht for the year....... Who got who, i wonder... have you tried to use your card yet? hehe No, not going to. Will keep it as a souvenir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterwhisper Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 They left out Ez-Murder Cards, Ez-Bribe cards for Judges. The Ez-Bribe cards are no doubt to make sure their Bosses or partners in crime get a piece of the Bribe which will be deducted from they monthly salary. And of course the EZ-Bail Card for regulars on the defendant's bench.. But honestly, even if this had NOT been a "Notthenation" satire, I would have hardly raised an eyebrow. Anything is possible in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moruya Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I think it's disgusting that the supposed protectors of the innocent can flaunt their corruption so blatantly. I've never heard anything so outrageous. I mean, what other country in the world would actually officially produce such a thing as a card to pay illegal bribes. I truly weep for Thailand. I truly do. S a t i r e Lighten up.... I was taking the piss. Chilled as ####. Had me worried for a moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Some time ago there was alarm about the average IQ of Thai kids being 97. 97 is higher than some TV posters 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I think it's disgusting that the supposed protectors of the innocent can flaunt their corruption so blatantly. I've never heard anything so outrageous. I mean, what other country in the world would actually officially produce such a thing as a card to pay illegal bribes. I truly weep for Thailand. I truly do. S a t i r e Lighten up.... I was taking the piss. Chilled as ####. Had me worried for a moment! Come on Moruya mate give me some credit! I've posted a few NTN links in the past myself to see who I could reel in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moruya Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Come on Moruya mate give me some credit! I've posted a few NTN links in the past myself to see who I could reel in. Sorry mate. I'd seen a few that had gone for it hook, line and sinker and sought one out in haste to reply to. It was like the airport shuttle all over again . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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