as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,

the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought,

got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife,

got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said,

DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!!

made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her,

jake

You velly hansum man......

a mate of mine who goes to pattaya a lot, shouts back to the girls,

you mean handsum wallet,,lol,

Next time try blowing her a raspberry and see what reaction you get.

Your missus must have bloody good eyesight. You look bald as a coot in you pig picture

Edited August 28, 201213 yr by Scully

a mate of mine who goes to pattaya a lot, shouts back to the girls,

you mean handsum wallet,,lol,

You know, for women only inner values count....

She has found out your a yob really. ...........................

Many years ago walked through pattaya soi 8 with a mate and the girls were shouting Manee Manee ( come here or come inside) and my mate..........You hear they can't refrain themselves shouting money money.

Next time try blowing her a raspberry and see what reaction you get.

Ahh I think someones missing his good lady. I'm not sure what gave it away.

You'll be back together soon. In the mean time stop teasing us about the western food we miss so much.

enjoy the strawberries! i love strawberries but its one of the few fruits that gone really wrong here

im man enough to say i do bloody miss her,,

but we have a natter a couple of times a day,

be good jake

enjoy the strawberries! i love strawberries but its one of the few fruits that gone really wrong here

Yes here they are tasteless and picked before they have a chance to ripen.

However, they still expect the 'farang' price.

My wife to be loves to preen me. Clips my nails, pulls my nose hair and few hsirs on my ears. Shes nuts for it.

My wife to be loves to preen me. Clips my nails, pulls my nose hair and few hsirs on my ears. Shes nuts for it.

Mine cuts my hair, and when she has finished, she asks "OK?" I always make a play of touching my ears, and saying. "Yes, I can still wear my glasses."

My wife to be loves to preen me. Clips my nails, pulls my nose hair and few hsirs on my ears. Shes nuts for it.

It's only true love when they pop your Emma Freuds back in for you.

My wife to be loves to preen me. Clips my nails, pulls my nose hair and few hsirs on my ears. Shes nuts for it.

And don't forget the eyebrow plucking

Kasikorn account number 496782

Edited August 29, 201213 yr by daoyai

Oh dear.

Thai slang a Strawberry means liar, maybe she did not like to mention it.

Off to find the tissues now.

im man enough to say i do bloody miss her,,

but we have a natter a couple of times a day,

be good jake

By the sounds of it you have never lived with a thai woman before !

Enjoy the peace because you will not be making statements like this after a couple of years married to your gf .

Only joking.

as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,

the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought,

got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife,

got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said,

DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!!

made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her,

jake

Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling.

Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ?

Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from

as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,

the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought,

got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife,

got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said,

DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!!

made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her,

jake

Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling.

Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ?

Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from

Errrrm.... English lessons? A dictionary? Are you insinuating that all Thai girls who use the word 'darling' are prostitutes? Would that be true for non native speakers from any country in the world? Maybe it IS just you...... perhaps your ex girlfriends didn't like you enough to call you 'darling'....

Funniest one I had from the ex wife was something like "Would you mind popping to the thai shop off of Wellington street and sending my Auntie a 1000 bucks. Thanks". Have me in stitches for days that one until I realised she was serious.

as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,

the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought,

got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife,

got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said,

DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!!

made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her,

jake

Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling.

Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ?

Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from

Errrrm.... English lessons? A dictionary? Are you insinuating that all Thai girls who use the word 'darling' are prostitutes? Would that be true for non native speakers from any country in the world? Maybe it IS just you...... perhaps your ex girlfriends didn't like you enough to call you 'darling'....

I have lived long term with 5 Thai women. None called me darling either in Thai or English. If they had I would have told them, "Please don't call me darling, darling."

as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,

the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought,

got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife,

got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said,

DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!!

made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her,

jake

Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling.

Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ?

Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from

They use to call me darling.

darling is not that bad. my thai gf call me e moo and e wan.

as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,

the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought,

got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife,

got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said,

DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!!

made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her,

jake

Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling.

Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ?

Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from

Errrrm.... English lessons? A dictionary? Are you insinuating that all Thai girls who use the word 'darling' are prostitutes? Would that be true for non native speakers from any country in the world? Maybe it IS just you...... perhaps your ex girlfriends didn't like you enough to call you 'darling'....

Errr. I didn't call anyone a prositute. You are the only one who said anything about that.

So you are saying all my ex girlfriends didn't like me.. Please you are going to hurt my feeling in a minute. That must mean most of my friends are married to thai ladys who don't like them either because I hardly ever here there wives calling them 'darling'

Anyway I won't take your insult personal.

It sounds like a hit a nerve of yours so sorry for that

as some will know im working in scotland at the minute,on nightshift,

the other morning i was in asda, some beautiful very big strawberrys, ill have some of them i thought,

got to the office at night, held one to my mouth took a pic and sent it to my wife,

got a message back, never mentioned the bloody strawberry,, she said,

DARLING your fingun nails want cutting also your hair,!!!!!

made me bloody laugh, could only be her,, bless her,

jake

Why is it none of my ex long term(ish!) thai girlfriends ever used to call me darling.

Is it just me or is it that only thai girls who have learnt English in a certain environment use this word ?

Not aimed at the OP but just asking other members where most thai girls get darling from

They use to call me darling.

Do you mean my ex girlfriends use to call you darling or your ex girlfriends ??

Yes, the eyebrows as well. Trimmed and plucked.

My gf cum wifr rarely calls me tilac, but we have loads of pet names for each other. Im actually very happy about that.