bloody hell you burst my bubble,,

and all this time i thought she was being loving and kind,,lol

now im a monkeys ass

bloody hell you burst my bubble,,

and all this time i thought she was being loving and kind,,lol

now im a monkeys ass

555 I called mine Monkey Bum, and I got a smile, then a laugh when I explained I now know what it means.

Well now that you have started on the subject , there are quite a few in our village with faces like monkey's bums , according to she that must be obeyed , Darling that is .

@dansat

ive just seen your remark on another post about girls calling you darling,

stop being a complete p@@@k we all no what you mean, youll be one of the sad ones who go home with nothing, thats if you ever do live here,

like i said on the other post, if you run with the wolfs you will get bitten,

nothing posative to say then dont bother posting,

jake

I will never go home with nothing. I would never leave myself in that situation. Why ? Because I think with my rather large brain.

Put it this way, I would never married a girl who used to do a certain type of 'work' in my own country so why would I marry a girl who is in that same line of ' work' in another country. Ain't ever going to happen.

@dansat

ive just seen your remark on another post about girls calling you darling,

stop being a complete p@@@k we all no what you mean, youll be one of the sad ones who go home with nothing, thats if you ever do live here,

like i said on the other post, if you run with the wolfs you will get bitten,

nothing posative to say then dont bother posting,

jake

I will never go home with nothing. I would never leave myself in that situation. Why ? Because I think with my rather large brain.

Put it this way, I would never married a girl who used to do a certain type of 'work' in my own country so why would I marry a girl who is in that same line of ' work' in another country. Ain't ever going to happen.

Ye gods! You really are determined to rain on everyone's parade, aren't ypou....and you still purue the same line of slur without having the cojones to be totally honest about what you are meaning. Anyway, it's not the size of your (alleged) brain that counts, but rather what you do with it

Enough time wasted on this guy!! The rest of the thread is all in good humour.......

For the record, I can't see what all you monkey bums are worrying about..... I seem to get called falang moo as a term of endearment...... Maybe she has a point, God bless her!!

@dansat

ive just seen your remark on another post about girls calling you darling,

stop being a complete p@@@k we all no what you mean, youll be one of the sad ones who go home with nothing, thats if you ever do live here,

like i said on the other post, if you run with the wolfs you will get bitten,

nothing posative to say then dont bother posting,

jake

I will never go home with nothing. I would never leave myself in that situation. Why ? Because I think with my rather large brain.

Put it this way, I would never married a girl who used to do a certain type of 'work' in my own country so why would I marry a girl who is in that same line of ' work' in another country. Ain't ever going to happen.

Give it a rest, this is supposed to be a fun topic.

LoveLaos

You seem to know more about what i think than I do so enlighten me. What did I mean ?

Can't be arsed

Listen as I said before I have said nothing to offend you in anyway.

I don't no what your wife did or didn't do before you met her. I am sorry if my comments touched a personal situation of yours.

You need help . Are you lonely?

anyway to put a lighter note on it our 3rd baby was born today little girl, 2.9kilo had to be c,section but both mum and bay doing fine,

so when im finnished in scotland i can go back to my very happy life,

i know some will think i should be there but i still earn very good money, i wasnt there for the other 2 born, i was in brazil for the first and africa for the second,

so my DARLING has given me another little darling,

take care boys,,, jake

anyway to put a lighter note on it our 3rd baby was born today little girl, 2.9kilo had to be c,section but both mum and bay doing fine,

so when im finnished in scotland i can go back to my very happy life,

i know some will think i should be there but i still earn very good money, i wasnt there for the other 2 born, i was in brazil for the first and africa for the second,

so my DARLING has given me another little darling,

take care boys,,, jake

Congratulations on your new addition, Jake.

Hope you get back to see the family soon.

Thanks for starting an amusing thread (we need a lot more of this light-hearted stuff)............. Forgot to mention before, that every time I hear the beloved say "falang" I respond with "sapbarot"..... (not an original idea, but it works: slowly she is realising that I don't like "falang")

Remember to scrub up extra well by the time you get to Swampy!.... hair, nails, and wash behing your ears....

Edited September 1, 201214 yr by Rob8891

tell me about it, i couldnt beleive that she never mentioned the very big strawberry,,

she comes out with some belters,

but like i say i couldnt wish to meet a nicer caring person, and we laugh like there is no tomorow,

when i fell in one of the pig stys while cleaning out and was coverd in it, you should of seen her face, she had to get on the floor to laugh, she was laughing to much, im stood there driping in <deleted> and she,s howling, then yaks me because im striping off outside,,lol,

jake

anyway to put a lighter note on it our 3rd baby was born today little girl, 2.9kilo had to be c,section but both mum and bay doing fine,

so when im finished in scotland i can go back to my very happy life,

Congratulations Jake !

tell me about it, i couldnt beleive that she never mentioned the very big strawberry,,

she comes out with some belters,

but like i say i couldnt wish to meet a nicer caring person, and we laugh like there is no tomorow,

when i fell in one of the pig stys while cleaning out and was coverd in it, you should of seen her face, she had to get on the floor to laugh, she was laughing to much, im stood there driping in <deleted> and she,s howling, then yaks me because im striping off outside,,lol,

jake

Brilliant Jake! You have a rare and genuine ability to make people feel warm. I wish your good lady and yourself many congratulations on your new arrival. Safe trip back. Thanks for a nice post.

Edited September 2, 201214 yr by Baerboxer

a mate of mine who goes to pattaya a lot, shouts back to the girls,

you mean handsum wallet,,lol,

well he sounds a great laugh.

My wife to be loves to preen me. Clips my nails, pulls my nose hair and few hsirs on my ears. Shes nuts for it.

That's nothing, mine spent hours plucking all the hairs from my bum, couldn't sit for two days, she never did it again!

enjoy the strawberries! i love strawberries but its one of the few fruits that gone really wrong here

Yes here they are tasteless and picked before they have a chance to ripen.

However, they still expect the 'farang' price.

Oh no! I love strawberries and I haven't tried them in Thailand yet!

LoveLaos

You seem to know more about what i think than I do so enlighten me. What did I mean ?

Can't be arsed

Listen as I said before I have said nothing to offend you in anyway.

I don't no what your wife did or didn't do before you met her. I am sorry if my comments touched a personal situation of yours.

You need help . Are you lonely?

No I am not lonely, I was reading back over my past posts to see where I did say I was lonely. I couldn't find anything. Can you point out to me where I said I was lonely ?

As for needing help well.. I have no comment on that.. That's between me and my doctor

@dansat, read this slowly.....ready......you were implying that the OP's girlfriend or any Thai lady who uses the word 'darling' is doing a certain kind of work (your words). Keep digging yourself out of the hole if you wish to entertain us further.

LoveLaos

You seem to know more about what i think than I do so enlighten me. What did I mean ?

@dansat

ive just seen your remark on another post about girls calling you darling,

stop being a complete p@@@k we all no what you mean, youll be one of the sad ones who go home with nothing, thats if you ever do live here,

like i said on the other post, if you run with the wolfs you will get bitten,

nothing posative to say then dont bother posting,

jake

Put it this way, I would never married a girl who used to do a certain type of 'work' in my own country so why would I marry a girl who is in that same line of ' work' in another country.

@dansat, read this slowly.....ready......you were implying that the OP's girlfriend or any Thai lady who uses the word 'darling' is doing a certain kind of work (your words). Keep digging yourself out of the hole if you wish to entertain us further.

LoveLaos

You seem to know more about what i think than I do so enlighten me. What did I mean ?

@dansat

ive just seen your remark on another post about girls calling you darling,

stop being a complete p@@@k we all no what you mean, youll be one of the sad ones who go home with nothing, thats if you ever do live here,

like i said on the other post, if you run with the wolfs you will get bitten,

nothing posative to say then dont bother posting,

jake

Put it this way, I would never married a girl who used to do a certain type of 'work' in my own country so why would I marry a girl who is in that same line of ' work' in another country.

Ok I read it slowly and I still can't make out what you are saying. Pretty much because it makes no sence !

In none of my posts have I ever said anything about what the OPs wife

Edited September 3, 201214 yr by dansat

@dansat

I thought I had language difficulties communicating with my gf, AKA the tingtong sabparot, but you seem to have serious issues in understanding your own comments when "communicating" with other posters.

The world and his dog can see what you have been so clumsily inferring, but you apparently lack the wherewithal to come out with it directly, and only you can't see to see the insults you have dished out.....

I think you have either been remarkably disingenuous in denying your slurs which is sad, or you are trolling, which is sick, because if that is the case, you have deliberately made insulting comments. Go back through your posts and look at your content..... make your choice.

As a previous poster has said, this is a fun thread, so go sit on the naughty step until you can promise to play nicely.

Edited September 3, 201214 yr by Rob8891

Jake I didn't know you already had two other kids.

yes mate, and ive got 3 in the uk,,

bloody expencive, now you no why i come to work,,lol,

the enjoyment of making them but by god they take some paying for,,lol

jake