gabe Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 What are some good excuses you tell your wife/girlfriend when you want to go out alone for a few hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robitusson Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Honesty is the best policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 "Honey, I'm gonna go out by myself for a few hours" cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Don't worry I'm not going out on my own , I'm meeting another woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Mouse Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 It doesn't matter what you tell her, the grape vine or bush telegraph will inform her exactly what you were up to before you have returned home. You may as well be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) I'm just off to golf.If you want me, I'll be on the 19th hole...in more ways than one. Edited January 25, 2006 by chuchok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 'Caw satang pai teeow'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiempire Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Its no good excuses i think. But i would like to know what kind of excuses the ladies have to us guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamuiRes Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 What are some good excuses you tell your wife/girlfriend when you want to go out alone for a few hours? "I'm going to the Quiz! Do you want to come?" "Boring - you go!" Works every time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astral Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I am off to see the Mia Noi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uma~~ Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 If you want to sleep around, why not just stay single in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Boy Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 If you want to sleep around, why not just stay single in the first place? being single is expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baan_yangyai Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I think any red-blooded male that either visits or ends up in Thailand permanently will ,at some point ,want to Point Percy in some direction other than his partner at some point, no matter how much he loves his wife/girlfriend! It's just a fact of life that men are men and women are in such plentifull supply in Thailand(God Bless Them ALL ) I've been married now 19 years, have a great wife, wonderful kids etc. But the primal urges DO occur. As hard as one tries to resist, you WILL eventully succumb to temptation! Is that a sin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jing jing Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I think any red-blooded male that either visits or ends up in Thailand permanently will ,at some point ,want to Point Percy in some direction other than his partner at some point, no matter how much he loves his wife/girlfriend! It's just a fact of life that men are men and women are in such plentifull supply in Thailand(God Bless Them ALL ) I've been married now 19 years, have a great wife, wonderful kids etc. But the primal urges DO occur. As hard as one tries to resist, you WILL eventully succumb to temptation! Is that a sin? 19 years? You must have some great excuses figured out by now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robitusson Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 OP said excuses to go out for a few hours. Who said he's going out to anything illicit or otherwise? Maybe he wants to go out and buy her some nice flowers as a surprise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I think any red-blooded male that either visits or ends up in Thailand permanently will ,at some point ,want to Point Percy in some direction other than his partner at some point, no matter how much he loves his wife/girlfriend! It's just a fact of life that men are men and women are in such plentifull supply in Thailand(God Bless Them ALL ) I've been married now 19 years, have a great wife, wonderful kids etc. But the primal urges DO occur. As hard as one tries to resist, you WILL eventully succumb to temptation! Is that a sin? We have a job for you..... Parental Recourse Advisor Thailand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baan_yangyai Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I think any red-blooded male that either visits or ends up in Thailand permanently will ,at some point ,want to Point Percy in some direction other than his partner at some point, no matter how much he loves his wife/girlfriend! It's just a fact of life that men are men and women are in such plentifull supply in Thailand(God Bless Them ALL ) I've been married now 19 years, have a great wife, wonderful kids etc. But the primal urges DO occur. As hard as one tries to resist, you WILL eventully succumb to temptation! Is that a sin? 19 years? You must have some great excuses figured out by now... At this point, no excuses r ever needed or warranted; as long as one is careful not to bring anything back home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbo Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Why should one have to make excuses? You are going out for a drink with the lads. As long as it's not every night and you are not neglecting her, I don't see the problem. If there is a problem, it's you own fault, you should have lain the ground rules down from the begining, or have you come thousands of miles to become a wimp?. Now, if the question had been, ''can I stay out all night tonight, Ti lag, because" etc etc. Let me know the acceptable excuse, because I would love to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I am off to see the Mia Noi. Or you could say "Sweetheart, I'm as horney as a rino right now and I'm off to boof your sister...back late...want to watch? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Boy Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Why should one have to make excuses? You are going out for a drink with the lads. As long as it's not every night and you are not neglecting her, I don't see the problem. If there is a problem, it's you own fault, you should have lain the ground rules down from the begining, or have you come thousands of miles to become a wimp?. Now, if the question had been, ''can I stay out all night tonight, Ti lag, because" etc etc. Let me know the acceptable excuse, because I would love to know. absolutely, I can't believe how many guys over here let their girls rule their lives. A good trick I find is when you meet a new gf and they ask why you finished with the previous one, tell them it was because she always used to give u sh1t and call u every 5 minutes when u were out drinkin with mates... See how much hassle u get then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyeves Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Its no good excuses i think. But i would like to know what kind of excuses the ladies have to us guys. We ladies have the following excuses: I am going to the gym with my best friend, you know here. I will take my gym bag and meet another man of course, my best friend will testify that she was with me all the time. I will stay overnight at my cousins place, she lives in the country side and has no phone and there is no mobile phone connection in that place. The country side location is in fact a romantic bungalow to meet my other boyfriend. Later my female cousin will tell exactly the same in details what we did etc. The womans best friends are the best liars. Men are not so clever about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Its no good excuses i think. But i would like to know what kind of excuses the ladies have to us guys. We ladies have the following excuses: I am going to the gym with my best friend, you know here. I will take my gym bag and meet another man of course, my best friend will testify that she was with me all the time. I will stay overnight at my cousins place, she lives in the country side and has no phone and there is no mobile phone connection in that place. The country side location is in fact a romantic bungalow to meet my other boyfriend. Later my female cousin will tell exactly the same in details what we did etc. The womans best friends are the best liars. Men are not so clever about this. We are now............Thanks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Turner Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I think any red-blooded male that either visits or ends up in Thailand permanently will ,at some point ,want to Point Percy in some direction other than his partner at some point, no matter how much he loves his wife/girlfriend! It's just a fact of life that men are men and women are in such plentifull supply in Thailand(God Bless Them ALL ) I've been married now 19 years, have a great wife, wonderful kids etc. But the primal urges DO occur. As hard as one tries to resist, you WILL eventully succumb to temptation! Is that a sin? You must be my long lost brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 If you want to sleep around, why not just stay single in the first place? Why do you assume we're off to sleep around? I'm usually going shopping. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippaporn Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I flat out tell her I'm going to either Soi Cowboy or Nana. She simply returns a trusting smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Mouse Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 We ladies have the following excuses:I am going to the gym with my best friend, you know here. I will take my gym bag and meet another man of course, my best friend will testify that she was with me all the time. I will stay overnight at my cousins place, she lives in the country side and has no phone and there is no mobile phone connection in that place. The country side location is in fact a romantic bungalow to meet my other boyfriend. Later my female cousin will tell exactly the same in details what we did etc. The womans best friends are the best liars. Men are not so clever about this. Oh you silly girl, you are fooling nobody. Whilst you are off with your two boyfriends romping around in your romantic bungalow, your best friend has slipped into bed with your husband. Both of them text each other the minute you leave the house with your gym bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveromagnino Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Oh you silly girl, you are fooling nobody. Whilst you are off with your two boyfriends romping around in your romantic bungalow, your best friend has slipped into bed with your husband. Both of them text each other the minute you leave the house with your gym bag. And if they are foreign, then there is every chance that while you are assembling your gym bag, there is every chance that the 2 boyfriends and your husband are also up to hijinx in the kitchen on the bench top. GRANITE mind you! Out of interest, when you go to the gym, do you pack up a lot of condoms and sexy lingeries and say, I am off to have sex with someone else :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I flat out tell her I'm going to either Soi Cowboy or Nana. She simply returns a trusting smile. Yep that one worked for me too when I lived in BK It is not right though that when she tells ME that SHE is going to see a freind...... She somehow comes back with shopping bags from the Emporium "Well I did see my freind... we met at the Emporium Terack" Happens EVERY time we go to BK, thats the reason why I moved to Chaingmai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markuk Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 What are some good excuses you tell your wife/girlfriend when you want to go out alone for a few hours? I am off our for a "short time" at the asoke hyatt. some of you will know what this means!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justsignedin Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 So you've made your excuses. You want to go for a quiet beer on your own, but you know if you tell her you are going for a beer on your own, She will think you are upto no good, or just plain crazy. So you have just told her you are going to the internet cafe or for a haircut. You go out, have a few beers, meet a friend and get carried away. Next thing you know, it's 5 am, and you are just rocking up back home. Now what's your excuse ??????????. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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