Thai Police Applicants Told They Cannot Have Genital Implants

[transam]

Cop arrests a guy and goes to court.

Defense.......''Mu Lud, my client demands an inspection of the officers scrotum as we believe there's a miscarriage of justice here ''.

'' Hmmmmm, yes, hmmmm, very well, if there are 3 marbles instead of the regular 2 then l will dismiss the case ''..

[jcw]

What is the advantage for : injected paraffin gel into their genitals, and those that had their genitals implanted with small beads. This type of self-mutilation can lead to deformities and other health risks. So much so that a few years back the Thai Health Ministry had to issue a warning against doing this. “Injecting olive oil or any liquid into penises is extremely risky,” Chatri Banchuin

Why would someone do this?

[jshorts]

What is the advantage for : injected paraffin gel into their genitals, and those that had their genitals implanted with small beads. This type of self-mutilation can lead to deformities and other health risks. So much so that a few years back the Thai Health Ministry had to issue a warning against doing this. “Injecting olive oil or any liquid into penises is extremely risky,” Chatri Banchuin

Why would someone do this?

Why do men wear ribbed condoms?

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What is the advantage for : injected paraffin gel into their genitals, and those that had their genitals implanted with small beads. This type of self-mutilation can lead to deformities and other health risks. So much so that a few years back the Thai Health Ministry had to issue a warning against doing this. “Injecting olive oil or any liquid into penises is extremely risky,” Chatri Banchuin

Why would someone do this?

Why do men wear ribbed condoms?

Because women don't have penises?

[chooka]

So in effect, all BIB's have small genitalia?

and no balls to go after the various mafia and corruption.

[chooka]

The Police in Melbourne also will not accept women with visible tatoos.

[davejones]

TV seems desperate for hits. This thread is not news - its barely human interest...

But it's what TV members love to comment on. TV is a business. I don't think they're desperate for hits, it's just that they know the sort of drivel that the rabble on here want to read.

you read it, but, of course, you are not one of the 'rabble' ...ooooh nooo!!!

Yes, I'm one of the rabble, which is why I read it. It's light entertainment and perfectly suited for this forum.

Just look at the amount of comments. These kinds of articles are the most popular on here, because it allows TV members to criticize, which is what they love to do the most. Look at the serious news stories and next to no-one comments.

Edited September 19, 2012 by davejones

[johnnycthedog]

Posters love this light banter. No politics, no racism, no sexism, no tragedy - just a chance for a bit of light hearted banter.

Are the beads to stop their hands slipping off or what? Some posters might think the Thai police are already big enough pr**ks without the enhancements. Do they suffer from an inferiority complex. For those that have tried the Thai condoms - they are smaller than the Western condoms..

[gk10002000]

Are breast implants allowed? Then the next question is, are breast implants allowed for men and women?

[Rob8891]

Has no one considered the serious implications for crime fighting? (Stop giggling at the back!) With all those beads rattling in BiB dicks, crims will have time to get away, because they will always here the BIBs coming.

[jshorts]

Has no one considered the serious implications for crime fighting? (Stop giggling at the back!) With all those beads rattling in BiB dicks, crims will have time to get away, because they will always here the BIBs coming.

Would the crims hear the BIBs here moaning as they were coming?

[omnilangur]

Posters love this light banter. No politics, no racism, no sexism, no tragedy - just a chance for a bit of light hearted banter.

Are the beads to stop their hands slipping off or what? Some posters might think the Thai police are already big enough pr**ks without the enhancements. Do they suffer from an inferiority complex. For those that have tried the Thai condoms - they are smaller than the Western condoms..

For those who have tried the thai women they are also a bit more snug on the trigger. God bless the Thai men, dirk digglers go home and stop tearing up the pristine forests of thailand!