World’S Wisest Man Found On Internet

[cdnvic]

A MAN who understands everything has been discovered thanks to his repeated posts on the online comment sections of national newspapers.

Hobbs knows literally everything

Retired engineer Roy Hobbs has been using news websites to share his solutions to a vast range of problems, most recently outlining a detailed civil defence plan should the Mars rover discover hostile alien life forms on the Daily Express website.

Hobbs has also explained how global warming could be tackled by painting everything white in a post on the Guardian website, and yesterday made a scathing attack on the coalition government on the ninth page of comments under an Independent editorial.

Hobbs said: “Let’s get rid of Dave Posho and his gang and replace them with people who know what it’s like to struggle in life – little Ellie Simmonds and our amazing Paralympics team!”

He then demanded that bankers work for free until they have paid off the national debt underneath the Mail Online article ‘Money tips for tough times’.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “When Hobbs suggested sending sex offenders to Afghanistan to act as decoys while our troops withdraw safely, I realised his was a rare intellect.

“The only thing that puzzles me is why a brilliant polymath like Hobbs spends all his time posting comments online when he could easily be a prominent world leader. The only explanation can be that his vast intellect means he has transcended worldly concerns.”

Hobbs said: “I will keep posting until the powers-that-be finally treat online comments sections with the respect they deserve.

“Although not today because my computer crashed last night while I was attempting to find a solution to the problem of hot and horny MILFs.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/worlds-wisest-man-found-on-internet-2012091841420

[transam]

I don't want any of my publicity here please. .................

[cdnvic]

I don't want any of my publicity here please. .................

Sorry dude.... the people have a right to know

[GentlemanJim]

Bring him to Thailand then we've only got to find 6 more!

[hegenious]

yawn... No real news on tv today it seems, so I might add world's most boring topic has been posted TODAY. let's all celebrate this event and add more meaningless crap, 'discuss' away

Edited September 18, 2012 by hegenious

[hgma]

thai related

is he in costudy

is he on his way here

or is it just another pank nutcase and thus no case for appearing in thaivisa

[eezergood]

I think there are a few on here that could give him a rum for his money!

[impulse]

Holy unrelated topic Batman!

Link from the bottom of the page from the same article. Could spell disaster. Betcha didn't think they could outsource...

http://www.redorbit.com/news/technology/1112518009/robots-could-be-the-future-of-prostitution-researchers-claim/

[hegenious]

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thai related

is he in costudy

is he on his way here

or is it just another pank nutcase and thus no case for appearing in thaivisa

1) no he fled the scene

2) he's been trying to reach Thailand for six long years

3) noooo, he's all to serious

Edited September 18, 2012 by hegenious

[ginjag]

I think there are a few on here that could give him a rum for his money!

It would have been impossible to find him in Yinglucks set up.

[RKASA]

"find a solution to the problem of hot and horny MILFs" well at least he knows what a priority is.

[transam]

I think there are a few on here that could give him a rum for his money!

What will he pay for my Rum. hmmm.

[jbrain]

thai related

Since he has a solution for everything and knows it all, he must be related to Thaksin

[Payboy]

In related news, worlds dumbest folks think they may have found the worlds wisest man.

[Xangsamhua]

Pathetic! The Daily Mash, that is, not the poor old eccentric bloke.

"According to an online survey, the site's readership mainly consists of university graduates who also read newspapers such as The Independent, The Guardian and The Times." (Wikipedia: The Daily Mash)

[jbrain]

Pathetic! The Daily Mash, that is, not the poor old eccentric bloke.

"According to an online survey, the site's readership mainly consists of university graduates who also read newspapers such as The Independent, The Guardian and The Times." (Wikipedia: The Daily Mash)

Do you mean the Pattaya Times?

[bigbamboo]

Well thanks very much but I'd rather you kept the worlds' wisest man bit quiet.

I don't want every Moshe, Ahmed and Somchai asking me for advice.

Edited September 18, 2012 by bigbamboo

[hegenious]

I think there are a few on here that could give him a rum for his money!

What will he pay for my Rum. hmmm.

500 baht

[Gone]

I know 110% that the worlds wisest men are members of Thaivisa. All you need to do is read these forums each day.

We posters will:

Stop all flooding in Thailand

Teach Thais how to drive

Get the Government in order

Re-construct the Thai Education system

Stop the fighting in the South

Fix all the roads in Thailand

Stop corruption

Make honest men out of the Police

Change the Thai constitution

Hang all the Red Shirts

Stop jet ski scams

Stop prostitution etc. etc. etc

ALL OVER NIGHT !!!!

[LuckyLew]

Bring him to Thailand then we've only got to find 6 more!

Thailand does not need him, Thailand has Thaksin

[mrtoad]

I know 110% that the worlds wisest men are members of Thaivisa. All you need to do is read these forums each day.

We posters will:

Stop all flooding in Thailand

Teach Thais how to drive

Get the Government in order

Re-construct the Thai Education system

Stop the fighting in the South

Fix all the roads in Thailand

Stop corruption

Make honest men out of the Police

Change the Thai constitution

Hang all the Red Shirts

Stop jet ski scams

Stop prostitution etc. etc. etc

ALL OVER NIGHT !!!!

That beats Chalerm, as he's a 90 day man

[schondie]

Ahem - a few members (if you catch my drift) could learn a thing or two from this post.

[Chicog]

We reckon it's some Catholic cheer leader called "Paul Kokoski" who has been published in Bkk Post and The Times, and seems to write weekly to every newspaper on the planet about how Lady Gaga is destroying family values or President Obama is the son of the antichrist or some such tosh (just Google his name).

We have a running competition to see if we can get replies to his letters published containing the words "Catholic", "Nazi" and "Paedophile" in the same sentence.

[barefoot1988]

45min max, until mods lock a thread unrelated to thailand.

wait. oh well

[Gone]

45min max, until mods lock a thread unrelated to thailand.

wait. oh well

And here I was thinking this protest was happening in BANGKOK

[EvilDrSomkid]

I could have sworn it was September 18th today, not April 1st...

[hegenious]

I could have sworn it was September 18th today, not April 1st...

Ahum, you mean september 17th, no?

[MEL1]

He' so intelligent he knows everything about farangs, upon numerous obscene stats, happening to fall off hotel balconies in Thailand.

He knows everything, and comments regularly, about jet-ski scams, farangs being poisoned and stabbed to death.

In fact, he clearly knows it all.

I thought it was April again, but I just couldn't be fooled by another Thai scam; could I?

What a load of codswallop posted by TV. Shame on you - and us. You wasted 35 seconds of my life........ baahumbug!

-mel.

[osiboy]

but did this guy have a £5 bet on real madrid to beat man city 3-2 @ 25/1 ???................ .........should have asked me !! what a match......drink anyone ?, hic .hic

[osiboy]

more power to this guy i say,....some top ideas, but will anyone in the ivory towers of govt act on them ?......think not , they're all in it to line their own selfish pockets and there is nothing we can do except replace them with the same same ........sad !