September 18, 201213 yr A MAN who understands everything has been discovered thanks to his repeated posts on the online comment sections of national newspapers. Hobbs knows literally everything Retired engineer Roy Hobbs has been using news websites to share his solutions to a vast range of problems, most recently outlining a detailed civil defence plan should the Mars rover discover hostile alien life forms on the Daily Express website. Hobbs has also explained how global warming could be tackled by painting everything white in a post on the Guardian website, and yesterday made a scathing attack on the coalition government on the ninth page of comments under an Independent editorial. Hobbs said: “Let’s get rid of Dave Posho and his gang and replace them with people who know what it’s like to struggle in life – little Ellie Simmonds and our amazing Paralympics team!” He then demanded that bankers work for free until they have paid off the national debt underneath the Mail Online article ‘Money tips for tough times’. Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “When Hobbs suggested sending sex offenders to Afghanistan to act as decoys while our troops withdraw safely, I realised his was a rare intellect. “The only thing that puzzles me is why a brilliant polymath like Hobbs spends all his time posting comments online when he could easily be a prominent world leader. The only explanation can be that his vast intellect means he has transcended worldly concerns.” Hobbs said: “I will keep posting until the powers-that-be finally treat online comments sections with the respect they deserve. “Although not today because my computer crashed last night while I was attempting to find a solution to the problem of hot and horny MILFs.” http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/worlds-wisest-man-found-on-internet-2012091841420
September 18, 201213 yr Author I don't want any of my publicity here please. ................. Sorry dude.... the people have a right to know
September 18, 201213 yr yawn... No real news on tv today it seems, so I might add world's most boring topic has been posted TODAY. let's all celebrate this event and add more meaningless crap, 'discuss' away
September 18, 201213 yr thai related is he in costudy is he on his way here or is it just another pank nutcase and thus no case for appearing in thaivisa
September 18, 201213 yr Holy unrelated topic Batman! Link from the bottom of the page from the same article. Could spell disaster. Betcha didn't think they could outsource... http://www.redorbit.com/news/technology/1112518009/robots-could-be-the-future-of-prostitution-researchers-claim/
September 18, 201213 yr <p><p> thai related is he in costudy is he on his way here or is it just another pank nutcase and thus no case for appearing in thaivisa 1) no he fled the scene 2) he's been trying to reach Thailand for six long years 3) noooo, he's all to serious
September 18, 201213 yr I think there are a few on here that could give him a rum for his money! It would have been impossible to find him in Yinglucks set up.
September 18, 201213 yr "find a solution to the problem of hot and horny MILFs" well at least he knows what a priority is.
September 18, 201213 yr I think there are a few on here that could give him a rum for his money! What will he pay for my Rum. hmmm.
September 18, 201213 yr thai related Since he has a solution for everything and knows it all, he must be related to Thaksin
September 18, 201213 yr In related news, worlds dumbest folks think they may have found the worlds wisest man.
September 18, 201213 yr Pathetic! The Daily Mash, that is, not the poor old eccentric bloke. "According to an online survey, the site's readership mainly consists of university graduates who also read newspapers such as The Independent, The Guardian and The Times." (Wikipedia: The Daily Mash)
September 18, 201213 yr Pathetic! The Daily Mash, that is, not the poor old eccentric bloke. "According to an online survey, the site's readership mainly consists of university graduates who also read newspapers such as The Independent, The Guardian and The Times." (Wikipedia: The Daily Mash) Do you mean the Pattaya Times?
September 18, 201213 yr Well thanks very much but I'd rather you kept the worlds' wisest man bit quiet. I don't want every Moshe, Ahmed and Somchai asking me for advice.
September 18, 201213 yr I think there are a few on here that could give him a rum for his money! What will he pay for my Rum. hmmm. 500 baht
September 18, 201213 yr Popular Post I know 110% that the worlds wisest men are members of Thaivisa. All you need to do is read these forums each day. We posters will: Stop all flooding in Thailand Teach Thais how to drive Get the Government in order Re-construct the Thai Education system Stop the fighting in the South Fix all the roads in Thailand Stop corruption Make honest men out of the Police Change the Thai constitution Hang all the Red Shirts Stop jet ski scams Stop prostitution etc. etc. etc ALL OVER NIGHT !!!!
September 18, 201213 yr Bring him to Thailand then we've only got to find 6 more! Thailand does not need him, Thailand has Thaksin
September 18, 201213 yr I know 110% that the worlds wisest men are members of Thaivisa. All you need to do is read these forums each day. We posters will: Stop all flooding in Thailand Teach Thais how to drive Get the Government in order Re-construct the Thai Education system Stop the fighting in the South Fix all the roads in Thailand Stop corruption Make honest men out of the Police Change the Thai constitution Hang all the Red Shirts Stop jet ski scams Stop prostitution etc. etc. etc ALL OVER NIGHT !!!! That beats Chalerm, as he's a 90 day man
September 18, 201213 yr Ahem - a few members (if you catch my drift) could learn a thing or two from this post.
September 18, 201213 yr We reckon it's some Catholic cheer leader called "Paul Kokoski" who has been published in Bkk Post and The Times, and seems to write weekly to every newspaper on the planet about how Lady Gaga is destroying family values or President Obama is the son of the antichrist or some such tosh (just Google his name). We have a running competition to see if we can get replies to his letters published containing the words "Catholic", "Nazi" and "Paedophile" in the same sentence.
September 18, 201213 yr 45min max, until mods lock a thread unrelated to thailand. wait. oh well And here I was thinking this protest was happening in BANGKOK
September 18, 201213 yr I could have sworn it was September 18th today, not April 1st... Ahum, you mean september 17th, no?
September 18, 201213 yr He' so intelligent he knows everything about farangs, upon numerous obscene stats, happening to fall off hotel balconies in Thailand. He knows everything, and comments regularly, about jet-ski scams, farangs being poisoned and stabbed to death. In fact, he clearly knows it all. I thought it was April again, but I just couldn't be fooled by another Thai scam; could I? What a load of codswallop posted by TV. Shame on you - and us. You wasted 35 seconds of my life........ baahumbug! -mel.
September 18, 201213 yr but did this guy have a £5 bet on real madrid to beat man city 3-2 @ 25/1 ???................ .........should have asked me !! what a match......drink anyone ?, hic .hic
September 18, 201213 yr more power to this guy i say,....some top ideas, but will anyone in the ivory towers of govt act on them ?......think not , they're all in it to line their own selfish pockets and there is nothing we can do except replace them with the same same ........sad !
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