When I can't find something, looking in the most un-likely place and finding it.

Worst thing for going missing is socks. The servants seem to think that after one wearing they are used, and either throw them out or store them in a plastic bag in the kitchen.

Servants , l thought that word was outlawed.

75% of the comments in this thread are in violation of forum rules. The other 25% aren't funny at all.

75% made under the table payments to the moderators

I smile a lot more and worry a lot less.

Are u sure thats not wind lol

When I can't find something, looking in the most un-likely place and finding it.

Worst thing for going missing is socks. The servants seem to think that after one wearing they are used, and either throw them out or store them in a plastic bag in the kitchen.

Servants , l thought that word was outlawed.

Whata horrible word.says plenty about the mentality of the guy

I drive like a Thai.

yes..when walking, I totally yield to all cars ...when I go to California or other places (like Tokyo etc.) it drives drivers nuts, because they are yielding to me and waiting for me to cross

Could you imagine what a similar thread would look like on 'ferrangvisa.com'?

What traits have you picked up since living in Ferrangland? ......

I've given up my job as I can make more money on the dole

I've developed a liking for warm, flat beer and gristle pies

I can't pass a bus stop without smashing it up and spray painting the remains

I wear a Nike wife-beater vest and jogging pants every day

When I need a new TV I set fire to the local town and ransack Dixons

When I need more money I get pregnant again

I've put on 3 stone in excess lard

I think Big Brother is entertainment

Could you imagine what a similar thread would look like on 'ferrangvisa.com'?

What traits have you picked up since living in Ferrangland? ......

I've given up my job as I can make more money on the dole

I've developed a liking for warm, flat beer and gristle pies

I can't pass a bus stop without smashing it up and spray painting the remains

I wear a Nike wife-beater vest and jogging pants every day

When I need a new TV I set fire to the local town and ransack Dixons

When I need more money I get pregnant again

I've put on 3 stone in excess lard

I think Big Brother is entertainment

May i respectfully ask, what are you drinking ?

Could you imagine what a similar thread would look like on 'ferrangvisa.com'?

What traits have you picked up since living in Ferrangland? ......

I've given up my job as I can make more money on the dole

I've developed a liking for warm, flat beer and gristle pies

I can't pass a bus stop without smashing it up and spray painting the remains

I wear a Nike wife-beater vest and jogging pants every day

When I need a new TV I set fire to the local town and ransack Dixons

When I need more money I get pregnant again

I've put on 3 stone in excess lard

I think Big Brother is entertainment

Interesting. I'd like to know what Thais are saying about Farangs in Thailand on their own forums...

What's a gristle pie?

Not feeling comfortable when wearing something else than a maohom.

What's a gristle pie?

Standard British fare. (food)

Could you imagine what a similar thread would look like on 'ferrangvisa.com'?

What traits have you picked up since living in Ferrangland? ......

I've given up my job as I can make more money on the dole

I've developed a liking for warm, flat beer and gristle pies

I can't pass a bus stop without smashing it up and spray painting the remains

I wear a Nike wife-beater vest and jogging pants every day

When I need a new TV I set fire to the local town and ransack Dixons

When I need more money I get pregnant again

I've put on 3 stone in excess lard

I think Big Brother is entertainment

, And you read the Sun twice in case you missed a picture.

75% of the comments in this thread are in violation of forum rules. The other 25% aren't funny at all.

I do believe this topic has run it's day, and this last page has run off the rails.

Closed.