Grandpa

[alvino]

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler.

The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"

Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

The little boy answered no.

Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.

The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"

Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no, again.

Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."

A little later, the little boy came out of the house with some cookies.

Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"

The boy asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Grandpa replied, "hel_l yeah my dick can touch my ass!"

The boy replied, "Then go <deleted> yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."