Chicog Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 It's 3H59. I'm awake because I have to prepare some BORING presentations. I don't suppose there are any points for guessing why they are boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paangjang Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I remember looking up at the moon one night, to hear my Thai girlfriend say 'you heb same moon England?' Quote of the day here lads. Well done for cheering me up on a horrible wet day here in Phuket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lovelaos Posted September 26, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2012 OK here goes. My 'Laotian bride' (same thing eh OP?) Doesn't look life a buffalo smell like a buffalo fart in bed talk too much think too much moan think she's a man have a headache every other day She does like to laugh respect her husband respect her husband's family cook well prepared, nutritious food like sex take care of her appearance shower regularly I could go on but you get the picture. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theoutsider Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 "In the market", nice I like this guy. Giving business terms to human relationships. My Asian bride is from soi 8 and she is a national ping pong player. She is always thinking of me first like convincing me to take out life insurance and buying a condo on the 20th floor. I love them because they love me long time. Did you know the soi girls have a fetish for fat, old, bald guys who beat them when you give them money. They love money its no1. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TommoPhysicist Posted September 26, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) My wife is English. We've been together for 16 years. So I'm not "in the market" for a Thai bride. Out of very polite curiosity, what's the appeal of a Thai bride? 1/2 half the age (and weight?) of your English wife. And she's allowed to own her own farm in Thailand, which gives me somewhere to live for free. Not to mention the "marriage one year VISA extension" Edited September 26, 2012 by TommoPhysicist 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inzman Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 The OP is in thailand and asks why so many guys have thai wives, is he daft? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Maybe someone just likes someone and their nationality has nothing to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliss Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 thai bride = marriage visa english bride = expensive devorce. i should know . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 OK here goes. My 'Laotian bride' (same thing eh OP?) Doesn't look life a buffalo smell like a buffalo fart in bed talk too much think too much moan think she's a man have a headache every other day She does like to laugh respect her husband respect her husband's family cook well prepared, nutritious food like sex take care of her appearance shower regularly I could go on but you get the picture. wow, you have just described the perfect servant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiangmaikelly Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 OK here goes. My 'Laotian bride' (same thing eh OP?) Doesn't look life a buffalo smell like a buffalo fart in bed talk too much think too much moan think she's a man have a headache every other day She does like to laugh respect her husband respect her husband's family cook well prepared, nutritious food like sex take care of her appearance shower regularly I could go on but you get the picture. wow, you have just described the perfect servant OK here goes. My 'Laotian bride' (same thing eh OP?) Doesn't look life a buffalo smell like a buffalo fart in bed talk too much think too much moan think she's a man have a headache every other day She does like to laugh respect her husband respect her husband's family cook well prepared, nutritious food like sex take care of her appearance shower regularly I could go on but you get the picture. wow, you have just described the perfect servant How do you know your servant does not fart in bed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiangmaikelly Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 The OP is in thailand and asks why so many guys have thai wives, is he daft? I think the closest he has come to Thailand is a proxy server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaos Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 OK here goes. My 'Laotian bride' (same thing eh OP?) Doesn't look life a buffalo smell like a buffalo fart in bed talk too much think too much moan think she's a man have a headache every other day She does like to laugh respect her husband respect her husband's family cook well prepared, nutritious food like sex take care of her appearance shower regularly I could go on but you get the picture. wow, you have just described the perfect servant Yes, you don't buy a dog and bark yourself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamukloy Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 thai bride = marriage visa english bride = expensive devorce. i should know . Thai wife=person who wants expects to live the high life when married to farang. and gold very expensive every year, especially these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooner Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 OK here goes. My 'Laotian bride' (same thing eh OP?) Doesn't look life a buffalo smell like a buffalo fart in bed talk too much think too much moan think she's a man have a headache every other day She does like to laugh respect her husband respect her husband's family cook well prepared, nutritious food like sex take care of her appearance shower regularly I could go on but you get the picture. Couldn't agree more! Some guys are talking about stimulating conversation! pff! See lots of them between couples after a few years. Get my decent conversations from men! All need from a wife/girlfriend is a person with a good heart and someone im attracted to. Dont need to be able to cook and clean, i can look after myself.(Always a bonus though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 No offence to anyone here at all, but I also have never seen the appeal. I've had plenty of short-term Thai girlfriends and never found them to be a 'drama' like so many others. I think if you fawn all over them, they often treat you like sh1t, just like women the world over. However, I've never really been able to get that close to Thai girls, or any of the other girls I've dated in developing countries. Many guys I've known have ended up with Thai or Khmer wives because they have broken relationships in the West and feel bitter and resentful towards Western women. I, however, have had some great relationships (and some bad one) and have never used the term that is so popular in Cambodia 'FWC' for 'Fat White Cow', a term that is applied to every white woman. I also don't feel I've ever had a good conversation with a Thai girlfriend. I remember looking up at the moon one night, to hear my Thai girlfriend say 'you heb same moon England?' I don't find these things endearing, these comments do not make me go 'aaaaw'. I want to be able to talk about deep politics and philosophy sometimes... I want to watch a film that doesn't have slapstick comedy in or explosions every 3 minutes. I want to be able to crack a dry joke and for my girlfriend to get it. I want her to appreciate who I am, and not just love the fact she's got a white boyfriend. Sweeping generalizations, I know, and it's nothing against Thai women. I made a pledge to myself some years ago (after a Ugandan girlfriend) that I would never date a girl from a developing country again (other than to just <Snip!>). There's too much going on, they can't fall in love with me, not just because I'm an *sshole but because all they see are the opportunities that could be had if I was married to them. I always feel a good comparison is if I met a rich, Texan millionaire <deleted>.. all I'd be thinking is 'I have to make this work' rather than getting to know if we would make a good couple or not. This just works for me.. That's a flawed 'apples and oranges' comparison Marry or date a well educated and financially independent lady in the West or Thailand and you will witness many similarities.., Conversely, marry an u educated financially dependent woman anywhere and you have to overcome many hurdles. This isn't a tricky concept, but it still amazes me how many posters compare and weigh off against each other ladies from a very different social and economical demographic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommoPhysicist Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 All need from a wife/girlfriend is a person with a good heart and someone im attracted to. Dont need to be able to cook and clean, i can look after myself.(Always a bonus though) Bar talk is always out of place in conversation or in posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchooptip Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 OP... I've met a few men (particularly from Australia and the UK) who have UK brides. My wife is Thai. We've been together for 8 years. So I'm not "in the market" for an English bride Out of very polite curiosity, what's the appeal of a English bride? I think he is thinking of trading in for a newer model. Hope his wife doesnt read TV much. OP... I've met a few men (particularly from Australia and the UK) who have UK brides. My wife is Thai. We've been together for 8 years. So I'm not "in the market" for an English bride Out of very polite curiosity, what's the appeal of a English bride? Clever! Clever clever no, good question! Make an effort d..n it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattler Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 OP... I've met a few men (particularly from Australia and the UK) who have UK brides. My wife is Thai. We've been together for 8 years. So I'm not "in the market" for an English bride Out of very polite curiosity, what's the appeal of a English bride? Clever! Perhaps so, but you didn't answer the question. Bump, I agree. Are you afraid to answer? Probably go on "vacation" I married my Wife, I didnt think where she came from, maybe I should have, cant trust Johnny foreigners snapping me up like that after 40+ years of being single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Yeah. Married just to annoy the living daylights out of posters who need to know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Semper Posted September 26, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2012 I wonder if his "presentation" at the office was a success? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturatica Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I can see the OP is going to last long around here... What a really stupid question. Also, for the record... I don't fit the stereotype either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 If the OP needs to ask the question,he wouldn't understand the answer! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchooptip Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 . Sorry if you want to ask more questions, I suggest you start a new topic. Going off topic on your own topic is not how things are done around here. Maybe the norm down Singapore way, but around here we have standards. Not high ones, but standards nonetheless Going off topic on your own topic for hijacking one's own topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliss Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 All need from a wife/girlfriend is a person with a good heart and someone im attracted to. Dont need to be able to cook and clean, i can look after myself.(Always a bonus though) Bar talk is always out of place in conversation or in posts good heart , not have , good arse , have . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Interesting thread. Not because of the topic, since that have been "chewed on" quite a few times already. What is interesting about it is how OP clearly under estimated the members here, and let himself be provoked, and he started to write some....... ehhmmm..... rather silly remarks. OP should have done some reading first to see what type of Forum this is. Not to forget how some of the "old dogs" hungry as ever, waited for someone like this OP to come along. We have seen it all before. On the other hand, perhaps he knows exactly what to expect....... Need to keep clear of the bridges for a while me thinks.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WebBangkok Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Whats the attraction with any women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimShortz Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Sorry if you want to ask more questions, I suggest you start a new topic. Going off topic on your own topic is not how things are done around here. Maybe the norm down Singapore way, but around here we have standards. Not high ones, but standards nonetheless A reasonable attempt at humour. But a fail, nonetheless. Feel free to try again when you've had a bit more coffee. you better hurry up or that big presentation you are making for your meeting today or it will end up like most of your posts on here...rushed, ill thought out, lacking in details, and barely comprehensible. if you keep replying to me instead of fixing the error of your ways, don't blame me that the whole office will be sitting there in silence while you read word after word of every slide on your ppt. Take a look around during your presentation today, see how many people are chatting away on their phones via facebook to the effect of 'man this guy is boring me to tears'. if you see more than 30% of the audience doing this, skipped to the learnings slide at the end, assuming there is one and wrap it up quick quick.. Lame. Lame perhaps - but I am guessing extremely ACCURATE! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Whats the attraction with any women? yeah! why not goats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 My wife has never been in my local. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) Whats the attraction with any women? As is always the case,"In the eyes of the beholder" or to quote Thailand UP 2 U. Edited September 26, 2012 by MAJIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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