January 31, 200620 yr When you see your wife running around in the garden, covered in blood, screaming and disoriented... don't panic! Calm down, relax... Aim and shoot again! Taoism: shit happens Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: I don't believe this shit
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