I Have Discovered The Secret To Long Life!

[jbowman1993]

What is the secret to long life?

Moderation in all things.

[Jai Dee]

Moderation in all things.

You called?

[suegha]

What is the secret to long life?

Moderation in all things.

My family motto is "Everything to excess" = "omniferum ab intemperies"...

[Sir Burr]

It's been scientificly proved that birthdays are good for your health.

The more you have, the longer you live.

[britmaveric]

moderation is the key - also doesnt hurt if you imbibe green tea on a daily basis.

[gburns57au]

Die later rather than sooner works for me.

[Sir Burr]

It also helps if you are not....

Excessively tall.

Excessively short.

Left-handed.

Do shift work.

Single.

[suegha]

It also helps if you are not....

Excessively tall.

Excessively short.

Left-handed.

Do shift work.

Single.

So if you are single, excessively tall, left handed and do shifts, what happens??

[Dave the Dude]

It also helps if you are not....

Excessively tall.

Excessively short.

Left-handed.

Do shift work.

Single.

So if you are single, excessively tall, left handed and do shifts, what happens??

NO ONE NOTICES IF YOUR BROWN BREAD (dead)!!

[jbowman1993]

Yeah, short people are the worst

[BKK90210]

Forget about having a long life!

I'm a buddhist...and I believe in rebirth.....Hahh...It's nice to start everything fresh again the sooner is the better!

[FlyingDutchman]

Forget about having a long life!

I'm a buddhist...and I believe in rebirth.....Hahh...It's nice to start everything fresh again the sooner is the better!

Well in that case, a rope might help ...

A moderate life ? Is that the same as a dull life ?

I'd rather do it all, then live 15 years longer, without doing 'anything' and to live just to prolongue your life (which you cannot control anyhow ...). I knew a man who never drunk and smoked; he was a sportsman. He was 23 (last year) and he told his father : "I have a headache, I'm gonna lie down". Three hours later his father came into the room and he was dead. My great-grandfather drunk Gin (actually it was 'Jenever', which the Brits turned into Gin, when Dutch 'Stadhouder Willem' (William) and Mary became their king and queen late 17th century. He gave the Brits the recipe of Jenever to kick out the French Cognac ). And my grat-grandfather also smoked cigars. He walked some 30 miles every day upto the age of 97 ! My grandfather lived to be 85. Which I sign for !

[Sir Burr]

It also helps if you are not....

Excessively tall.

Excessively short.

Left-handed.

Do shift work.

Single.

So if you are single, excessively tall, left handed and do shifts, what happens??

Well.........I wouldn't lend them any money, that's for sure.

[suegha]

It also helps if you are not....

Excessively tall.

Excessively short.

Left-handed.

Do shift work.

Single.

So if you are single, excessively tall, left handed and do shifts, what happens??

Well.........I wouldn't lend them any money, that's for sure.

[Gazza]

I discovered the secret to long life a few centuries ago. But I can't remember what it was. It'll probably come back to me in the next millenium or so, it usually does.