cbrer Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Was out on a ride on Saturday, all done up in my body armor. Must have been looking good. Pulled up next to two girls on two done up scooters. Begun adjusting my knee pads and all of a sudden there was a roar and the lead one jumped out ahead of me with her feet splayed out wide in victory, her friend a few meters behind and then the green light. I was beaten. I pull out and try to stay behind to let them enjoy their glory, all of a sudden there's an ass in front of me. Lifted almost a foot off the seat it's first waved to the left, then the right, then the left again. She's on the podium and loving it. I have to laugh. Post laugh I open up a bit and fly past her second placed friend and then along side... time to slow down. I look over, point at her bottom, then wave my hand under my nose for the internationally understod language of 'smelly'. From looking in the mirror I'm pretty certain her friend crashed her bike from laughing. Courtship... It ain't what it used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noob7 Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Body armor, but no helmet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlos Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 You didn't turn back to help? I guess if you did they would try to pin the blame on you, so it was probably best to continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrer Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) Body armor, but no helmet? You didn't turn back to help? She didn't actually crash Karlos. Edited October 3, 2012 by cbrer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 I look over, point at her bottom, then wave my hand under my nose for the internationally understood language of 'smelly'. What a charmer you are. Such a way with words and suave as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Hmmmm, drag racer, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Girly racer yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrer Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 I look over, point at her bottom, then wave my hand under my nose for the internationally understood language of 'smelly'. What a charmer you are. Such a way with words and suave as well. Thanks. I always did do well on the dance floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 I look over, point at her bottom, then wave my hand under my nose for the internationally understood language of 'smelly'. What a charmer you are. Such a way with words and suave as well. Thanks. I always did do well on the dance floor. A sniffing fingers dance routine habit eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSJ Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 I find the tone of this thread to be distasteful.....please go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) I find the tone of this thread to be distasteful.....please go on. No seat sniffers allowed Edited October 3, 2012 by VocalNeal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrer Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 I look over, point at her bottom, then wave my hand under my nose for the internationally understood language of 'smelly'. What a charmer you are. Such a way with words and suave as well. Thanks. I always did do well on the dance floor. A sniffing fingers dance routine habit eh. Especially if the lights were down and she'd had a few vodkas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaH, yes, hmmmmmmmmmm, fond memories for me about two life times ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED21 Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Are you sure it was a girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrer Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaH, yes, hmmmmmmmmmm, fond memories for me about two life times ago. Didn't know that stuff went on in discos before the War. Learn something new every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaH, yes, hmmmmmmmmmm, fond memories for me about two life times ago. Didn't know that stuff went on in discos before the War. Learn something new every day. , you might be surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrer Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 I'll ask my grandfather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 I'll ask my grandfather. He will smile. Guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikster Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 I am admittedly absolutely fascinated with the whole flirting on bikes thing... cool story man. I'd like to hear more too... I mean I've been hit on by girls on scooters and it's hot but never followed up on it.... never raced any either, the big bike is too intimidating I guess... only road race I ever had was with a guy in a fast-and-furious style rice rocket kinda car; it was really stupid but also mad fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrer Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 Well the three of us only made love four or five times under a coconut tree behind the town's only 7-11.Then I won her sister in a drag race once we'd finished. She's a good dish washer but not so good with an iron. So not much of a story totell to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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