Wes Turner Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) Last night I drank 16 bottles of Tiger beer and 3 gin and tonics and still made love to my wife. I want toknow if anyone here can beat that. I can also drink 8 bottles of beer before having a piss. This is just a post for fun. Edited February 2, 2006 by Wes Turner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Last night I drank 16 bottles of Tiger beer and 3 gin and tonics and still made love to my wife. I guess the wife part was a failure, note the strike out marks, or you're just not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morden Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You drank so much that you didn't notice that you were wearing your underpants outside your trousers! Or is that gear intended to allow the surgeon to get to your liver more quickly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meom Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Last night I drank 16 bottles of Tiger beer and 3 gin and tonics and still made love to my wife. I want toknow if anyone here can beat that. If your wife is up to it I might be game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 i can normally manage a good 8hr drinking session before i have to wobble off home, dunno how many bottles that equates to but i dont drink slowly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Limitless if we are talking drinking over an extended period - easily drink a couple an hr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robitusson Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Last night I drank 16 bottles of Tiger beer and 3 gin and tonics and still made love to my wife. I want toknow if anyone here can beat that. I can also drink 8 bottles of beer before having a piss. This is just a post for fun. Didn't drink as much but I did ride your wife too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkmadness Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Last night I drank 16 bottles of Tiger beer and 3 gin and tonics and still made love to my wife. I want toknow if anyone here can beat that. If your wife is up to it I might be game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 One day I drank 30 bottles of large singha beer - don't know if that's a record but I remeber counting the empties. I can drink 2 large bottles(kuat glom) of whisky a day plus a few large changs - I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, and it took years of abuse . I sure don't want to do it again!!! Very stupid boasting about how much you can drink - just saying you are an alkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 One day I drank 30 bottles of large singha beer - don't know if that's a record but I remeber counting the empties.I can drink 2 large bottles(kuat glom) of whisky a day plus a few large changs - I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, and it took years of abuse . I sure don't want to do it again!!! Very stupid boasting about how much you can drink - just saying you are an alkie. You're right Neeranam, better off not counting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baan_yangyai Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Pathetic! Only a VERY SAD person would open a thread like this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patex Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Last night I drank 16 bottles of Tiger beer and 3 gin and tonics and still made love to my wife. I want toknow if anyone here can beat that. I can also drink 8 bottles of beer before having a piss. This is just a post for fun. How drunk/desperate must someone be, to do his own wife?? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkmadness Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Pathetic! Only a VERY SAD person would open a thread like this one! Didn't you notice the bit where he said is was just a thread for fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerJohn Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I've always got room for one more-hic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I can do a bottle of Scotch without a hitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 years ago when i worked in a bar in ireland one fella drank 72 bottles of guinness in 12 hours and didnt eat a bite,i gave him a lift home and he wasn't too bad. i got there the next day to open up and he was waiting to get in,i asked him how he was feeling ,he said"i'm a bit stiff from sitting down all day yesterday" btw these were warm bottles off the shelf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 years ago when i worked in a bar in ireland one fella drank 72 bottles of guinness in 12 hours and didnt eat a bite,i gave him a lift home and he wasn't too bad. That must be a new Guinness world record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Mouse Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Last night I drank 16 bottles of Tiger beer. That's nothing !!! The mods drink double that every day whilst regulating the posts in this forum, then pound the beer bottles to a fine dust and next morning sprinkle the dust over their breakfast corn flakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Last night I drank 16 bottles of Tiger beer. That's nothing !!! The mods drink double that every day whilst regulating the posts in this forum, then pound the beer bottles to a fine dust and next morning sprinkle the dust over their breakfast corn flakes. I'm on low carbs lately, so it's mostly sprinkled over fruit & yogurt. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa28 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 That must be a new Guinness world record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plus Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I presume it's 16 large ones, otherwise there's nothing to boast about. 2 bottles of whiskey by Neeranam is cool, but usually people die of alcohol poisoning if they drink that much very fast. There's this tequila in Foodland, I can drink a bottle and be as sober as a priest. I forgot the brand but at 800 baht it's not the cheapest, and the bottle is square, and there's an indian face on the label. I wonder if there's less alcohol in it than it claims to have. Is it possible to send a complaint to a consumer protection agency over this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydrifter Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) years ago when i worked in a bar in ireland one fella drank 72 bottles of guinness in 12 hours and didnt eat a bite,i gave him a lift home and he wasn't too bad.i got there the next day to open up and he was waiting to get in,i asked him how he was feeling ,he said"i'm a bit stiff from sitting down all day yesterday" btw these were warm bottles off the shelf I reckon thats pretty ###### impressive.I bet the guy must have been a big guy coz I dont reckon my stomach can manage that much.I drank a carton of mixed spirits cans on christmas day and one on boxing day in around 9 hours without being drunk but I felt quite bloated.I prefer to drink spirits out of the bottle.I reckon I still hold the record in Angeles city for drinking Johnnie Walker.I dont know how many bottles but I would hazard a guess at 4 in 36 hours maybe more.I lost count once I reached 3 figures and left many marines lying in their own vomit.They just dont make those boys like they used too.I was much younger then and slimmer and better looking.These days if I have had 4 cans my wife thiks thats enough because she doesnt drink.I reckon I can still down a bottle of Johnnie in 3 hours and not be too crooked.2 In a day isnt a problem but these days I have too many things to do than drink all day as much as I like to. At my local they have happy hour and my record is 30 scotches in 90 minutes but was a few years ago now im married im not allowed to go to the pub.You boyz know how it is. Edited February 3, 2006 by crazydrifter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Turner Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 Didn't drink as much but I did ride your wife too. You wouldnt be the first. I reckon I still hold the record in Angeles city for drinking Johnnie Walker.I dont know how many bottles but I would hazard a guess at 4 in 36 hours maybe more.I lost count once I reached 3 figures and left many marines lying in their own vomit.They just dont make those boys like they used too. I can drink 2 bottles of 100 Pipers in 12 hrs, (with soda and on a gutfull of rice) so yeah, i guess they dont make boiys like they used to. I can always do the business but i can't always complete it, know what I mean gals? But hey i never said I was perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markuk Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Last night I drank 16 bottles of Tiger beer and 3 gin and tonics and still made love to my wife. I want toknow if anyone here can beat that. I can also drink 8 bottles of beer before having a piss. This is just a post for fun. I can drink as much as i like but get the old brewers droop after say 10 pints!! hence i dont drink that much anymore............................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Last night I drank 16 bottles of Tiger beer and 3 gin and tonics and still made love to my wife. I want toknow if anyone here can beat that. I can also drink 8 bottles of beer before having a piss. This is just a post for fun. I used to spill more than that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 You drank so much that you didn't notice that you were wearing your underpants outside your trousers! Or is that gear intended to allow the surgeon to get to your liver more quickly? he's the guy who voted "yes" on the codpiece poll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantilley Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I always worry myself by the amounts of those evil Sangsom buckets you get on the islands I manage to drink when I go down there - it seems that suddenly my capacity increases ten-fold when I start on them. I remember once I was on Koh Lanta drinking with some Canadians and we would get four of us round a bucket, with a straw each, and finish the whole thing in one sitting. I shudder to think how many I consumed that night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun Yak Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 You drank so much that you didn't notice that you were wearing your underpants outside your trousers! Or is that gear intended to allow the surgeon to get to your liver more quickly? he's the guy who voted "yes" on the codpiece poll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) As everyone knows i have been known to enjoy the odd tipple. But i'm not gonna get on here and i say i can drink X amount of beer, X amount of whisky, X amount of gin etc etc. But what i will say to the OP. Was it a quiet night? Do you have to get oiled to screw your missus? Edited February 3, 2006 by Jockstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Turner Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 As everyone knows i have been known to enjoy the odd tipple. But i'm not gonna get on here and i say i can drink X amount of beer, X amount of whisky, X amount of gin etc etc. But what i will say to the OP. Was it a quiet night? Do you have to get oiled to screw your missus? Oiled? What areyou talking about??? Speak english dude, your not in Scotland now. If you mean do we apply oil on ourselves then sometimes yes, but that s none of your god damned business. I will say as a clue that it is baby oil made a by a company called Johnson & Johnson which is kinda ironic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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