Ufo Sighted In Kathu, Phuket

[george]

UFO SIGHTED IN KATHU, PHUKET

KATHU: -- A UFO was reportedly sighted last night taken off from Patong Hill. At 3am Kathu locals claim that a metallic silver spaceship that looked similar to a Honda Jazz speeded off the Patong Hill road and headed off into the sky.

These accusations were later called into question when a crate of empty Chang bottles was found near the scene. However determined locals led the Patong Times to a house where they claimed an alien had taken refuge. Upon further investigation we found that the person in question was actually Belgian, which is halfway there.

-- Patong Times 2006-02-01

[cdnvic]

locals led the Patong Times to a house where they claimed an alien had taken refuge. Upon further investigation we found that the person in question was actually Belgian, which is halfway there.

cv

[rono]

UFO SIGHTED IN KATHU, PHUKET

KATHU: -- A UFO was reportedly sighted last night taken off from Patong Hill. At 3am Kathu locals claim that a metallic silver spaceship that looked similar to a Honda Jazz speeded off the Patong Hill road and headed off into the sky.

These accusations were later called into question when a crate of empty Chang bottles was found near the scene. However determined locals led the Patong Times to a house where they claimed an alien had taken refuge. Upon further investigation we found that the person in question was actually Belgian, which is halfway there.

-- Patong Times 2006-02-01

Well, belgians just like all farangs are aliens, should explain it

[stumonster]

called into question when a crate of empty Chang bottles was found near the scene.

Have you seen any UFO's recently George...?

[Chang_paarp]

How did this make it into the news section?

Well not for a few weeks, it is February not April.

The jokes or even general, but news?

[PeaceBlondie]

I thought maybe the alien space ship was coming to take Thaksin home before Saturday's rally.

[Maestro]

How did this make it into the news section?

The jokes or even general, but news?

Want to hear a joke?

*****

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

*****

With my apologies to all blond ladies.

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Maestro

[jimbob]

BRITISH ATTEMPT TO ANNEX PATONG

An attempt by British Forces to annex Patong has been temporarily halted thanks to a quick

thinking bar owner. A force of 1,000 British troops had been vacationing on the island on a break from duties in Afghanistan when a rousing speech by one of their officers convinced them to resurrect the British Empire. They rapidly concocted a plan to take over Patong Municipal Hall and set out en masse to capture this and several over key locations. The men led a charge over Patong Hill taking authorities and tourists by surprise. However the incursion was quickly halted by a shrewd ladyboy bar owner who distracted the men with several dancing girls before placating them with several cases of Chang

http://patongtimes.com/post.php/34

Long live the empire!

[cdnvic]

BRITISH ATTEMPT TO ANNEX PATONG

An attempt by British Forces to annex Patong has been temporarily halted thanks to a quick

thinking bar owner. A force of 1,000 British troops had been vacationing on the island on a break from duties in Afghanistan when a rousing speech by one of their officers convinced them to resurrect the British Empire. They rapidly concocted a plan to take over Patong Municipal Hall and set out en masse to capture this and several over key locations. The men led a charge over Patong Hill taking authorities and tourists by surprise. However the incursion was quickly halted by a shrewd ladyboy bar owner who distracted the men with several dancing girls before placating them with several cases of Chang

http://patongtimes.com/post.php/34

Long live the empire!

Reminds me of the time a company of Royal Marines were supposed to be doing amphibious landing excercises in Gibralter but due to a navigational error accidently invaded Spain.

Maybe this same officer was in charge?

cv

[penzman]

I thought maybe the alien space ship was coming to take Thaksin home before Saturday's rally.

Don't you go thinking he hasn't been preparing for it.

Rumour has it they'll transit via Burma and then will be headed back to planet Ample which can be found in the Scandal galaxy.

[ratcatcher]

I thought maybe the alien space ship was coming to take Thaksin home before Saturday's rally.

Don't you go thinking he hasn't been preparing for it.

Rumour has it they'll transit via Burma and the will be headed back to planet Ample which can be found in the Scandal galaxy.

Air is

This is Ground Control to Major Tox

You’ve really made the grade

And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare."

(apologies to David Bowie)

Edited February 4, 2006 by ratcatcher

[AmeriThai]

An amazing photo was taken of the UFO at the landing site!

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3293/ufoparking0gr.jpg

[Sir Burr]

...a metallic silver spaceship that looked similar to a Honda Jazz speeded off the Patong Hill road and headed off into the sky.

Are they sure it wasn't a 1973 silver De Lorean?

Marty McFly is alive!

[TAWP]

Could explain the shaking take-off.

[Tywais]

If it was in Pattaya then would assume it was an Unidentified Flying Occupant.