Chinese Logic

Chinese Logic

While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a

condom all the time.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to

find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having

seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to

return in two days for the results.

The man returns and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you -- you've

contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We

know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or

something and fix me up, Doc."

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to

have to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but

surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll

know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and

proclaims:

"Ah, yes, Mongorian VD. Velly lare disease."

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what

can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,

always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

Oh, thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks . . . It

faw off by itself! . . . You save money."