An 80-year-old Man Went To His Doctor For His Quarterly Check-up.

[Joey Boy]

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

> > >The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said

> > >"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20

> > >year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think

> > >about that?"

> > >

> > >The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I

> > >have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and

> > >never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he

> > >was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane

> > >instead of

> > >his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male

beaver

> > >sitting at the water's edge.

> > >

> > >He realised he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the

> > >magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it

> > >at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went

> > >'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell

> > >over dead.

> > >

> > >Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

> > >

> > >The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped

> > >a couple of rounds into that beaver."

> > >

> > >The doctor replied, "My point exactly".

[phuketsiam]

[suegha]

An old 'un, but a good 'un!!!