The Ultimate Irish Joke EVER ... BRILLIANT

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird

section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and

asks if can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little

budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for

the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top

of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,

"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, puts

one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the

bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, paddy shakes his head and

says, "<deleted> dat. Dis budgie jumping is too <deleted>'n dangerous for me!.

THERE'S MORE...Stay with me.....!

Moments later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.

He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff

carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and

lets him fly free.

He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the

parrot.

Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and

breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says,

"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"

IT IS NOT OVER YET...

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when

Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard

box out of which he pulls a chicken.

Sean then takes the chicken by the legs and hurls himself off the cliff

and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head. "<deleted> dat, lads. First dere was Gerry

with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting...and now Sean and his

<deleted>'n hengliding!"

redrus

BRILLIANT

To be sure!

Just a quicky, being Irish I can confirm this. No Irish person has ever said 'to be sure' or 'top of the morning to ya' or 'toura loura loura', they have all been the invention of Hollywood, (named after a place in Ireland!)

Some New York Copper called Murphy is responsible for these and others...

Begorra is one you will hear I'm sad to say!

excllent

Some New York Copper called Murphy is responsible for these and others...

So datta be "Murphy's Law" den

Some New York Copper called Murphy is responsible for these and others...

So datta be "Murphy's Law" den

Correct!