somtumlion Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 I just bought my new swimsuit. Am I ready for Pattaya? I want to make sure I fit in with the crowd. old-man-in-a-torpedo-speedo.bmp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thegrogmonster Posted November 12, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted November 12, 2012 Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make progress with any of the girls, so he heads over to the guard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him. "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing those baggy swim trunks that make you look like an old geezer. Grab yourself a pair of speedos, about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato inside. I'm telling you, you'll have all the babes you want!" The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his new Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's even worse than before. Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick. So, Brad goes back to the life-guard again and ask him: "What's wrong now?" "Dude!" says the lifeguard: "The potato goes at the front!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenervoussurgeon Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Sorry but without at least 10 to 20 tatoos and a pony tail(preferably if you are bald on top) and black socks and sandals you just will not fit in . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penangfreak Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Should be ok. There is a couple of old dudes on the far side of Jomtien wearing just about the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJCM Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Are you the twin of Borat ?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralNelson Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) The OP needs an immediate visit to a Priest................. His Tallywhacker has gone Green........... Edited November 12, 2012 by AdmiralNelson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 I just bought my new swimsuit. Am I ready for Pattaya? I want to make sure I fit in with the crowd. You must be choking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatballs Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Have you been drinking too mutt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiangmaikelly Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Nah. You are a Chiang Mai guy for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Nah. You are a Chiang Mai guy for sure. Soi 6 could be an option for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil B Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Be all right down Boyz Town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traxster Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Nahhh.. don't worry Mate Hang out in walking street you'll fit right in !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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