I just bought my new swimsuit. Am I ready for Pattaya? I want to make sure I fit in with the crowd.

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Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make progress with any of the girls, so he heads over to the guard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.

"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing those baggy swim trunks that make you look like an old geezer. Grab yourself a pair of speedos, about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato inside. I'm telling you, you'll have all the babes you want!"

The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his new Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's even worse than before. Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick. So, Brad goes back to the life-guard again and ask him:

"What's wrong now?"

"Dude!" says the lifeguard: "The potato goes at the front!"

Sorry but without at least 10 to 20 tatoos and a pony tail(preferably if you are bald on top) and black socks and sandals you just will not fit in .

Should be ok. There is a couple of old dudes on the far side of Jomtien wearing just about the same.

Are you the twin of Borat ??

The OP needs an immediate visit to a Priest.................

His Tallywhacker has gone Green...........

Edited November 12, 201213 yr by AdmiralNelson

I just bought my new swimsuit. Am I ready for Pattaya? I want to make sure I fit in with the crowd.

You must be choking.

Have you been drinking too mutt?

Nah. You are a Chiang Mai guy for sure.

Nah. You are a Chiang Mai guy for sure.

Soi 6 could be an option for him

Be all right down Boyz Town

Nahhh.. don't worry Mate

Hang out in walking street you'll fit right in !!