THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

> Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild,

> naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

>

> Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to

> trade, especially for someone with cash.

>

> Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced

> of

> her own beauty.

>

> Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a

> warm

> and desirable place to visit.

>

> Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by

> past

> mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

>

> Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are

> un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

>

> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all

> conquering

> past but alas, no future.

>

> After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is,

> but no one wants to go there.

>

> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

>

> Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a dick

The last point was unexpected! But very good...