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Ole and Sven were playing golf when Sven pulled out a cigar. Sven didn't

have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Ole reached into

his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get dat monster??"

"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."

"You haff a genie?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure, he's right here in my golf bag," said Ole.

"Could I see him?"

Ole opens his golf bag and out pops the genie.

Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant

me vun vish?"

"Yes I will", the genie said; so Sven asks him for a million bucks.

The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there

waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying

overhead is heard. Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for a million Bucks,

not ducks!"

Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing.

Do yew really tink I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?"

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