The Afterlife

[A. BOOZER]

Two women meet in the afterlife:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How did you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally had a peaceful death. What

aboutyou?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husbandwas cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman in the housesomewherethat I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran up to the attic and searched. I ran down to the basement and searched.

Then I went through every closet and checked under all of the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so

exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.

[suegha]

Two women meet in the afterlife:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How did you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally had a peaceful death. What

aboutyou?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husbandwas cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman in the housesomewherethat I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran up to the attic and searched. I ran down to the basement and searched.

Then I went through every closet and checked under all of the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so

exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.

Jut didn't see this one coming