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To whomsoever it may concern.

Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or the traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted year 2013, but not without due respect to the the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make our country great, (not to imply that any country is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of 'the wishee'. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: this greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by 'the wishor' to actually implement the wishes for her or him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of 'the wishor'.

The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of 'the wishor'.

Best regards (without prejudice)

(The above comes by courtesy of my old school chum, Trevor, a retired solicitor).

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Please watch out for the following people over the next few weeks, and report to the police if seen:

Emma Dreaming

Arthur White

Chris Muss

Jess Like-Dee

Juan Zwee

Hugh Sterno

Wendy Treetops-Glissen

Anne Chilled-Wren

Liz Anne “Two Ears” Laybelle

Cindy Snow

Emma Dreaming

Arthur White

Chris Musswit

Avery Crease

Miss Carr

Di Wright

Mayor Dazeby

Mary Ann Bright

Ann May-Hall-York-Rhys

Mrs B White

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Please watch out for the following people over the next few weeks, and report to the police if seen:

Emma Dreaming

Arthur White

Chris Muss

Jess Like-Dee

Juan Zwee

Hugh Sterno

Wendy Treetops-Glissen

Anne Chilled-Wren

Liz Anne “Two Ears” Laybelle

Cindy Snow

Emma Dreaming

Arthur White

Chris Musswit

Avery Crease

Miss Carr

Di Wright

Mayor Dazeby

Mary Ann Bright

Ann May-Hall-York-Rhys

Mrs B White

Wanted in connection with the murder of Bing Crosby?

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re

Political Correctness gone mad

the op might still be living in england : (

dave2

No Dave - I'm here in Thailand. But my correspondent, (Trevor, retired solicitor) is, I fear, still in the UK and wishing he were elsewhere. Wouldn't you?

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