An old man went in to see the doctor and said, "Doc PP, I'm turning eighty tomorrow. I've hired a bar girl for the night, and I'd love to do it just one more time before I die. Can you give me something that'll get me up?"

The doctor smiled. "I don't normally prescribe this stuff, but I think in your case I can make an exception for one night."

Later that night, out of curiosity, the doctor phoned the elderly man and asked, "How's it going?"

"Fabulous," the old man said. "I've cum three times already."

"That's great," the doctor said, "the bar girl must be astounded."

"Not exactly," the old man said. "She's not here yet."

An old man went in to see the doctor and said, "Doc PP, I'm turning eighty tomorrow. I've hired a bar girl for the night, and I'd love to do it just one more time before I die. Can you give me something that'll get me up?"

The doctor smiled. "I don't normally prescribe this stuff, but I think in your case I can make an exception for one night."

Later that night, out of curiosity, the doctor phoned the elderly man and asked, "How's it going?"

"Fabulous," the old man said. "I've cum three times already."

"That's great," the doctor said, "the bar girl must be astounded."

"Not exactly," the old man said. "She's not here yet."

Another beauty Tiz. Thanks. You heard about the nursing home that gave the men a half tab of Viagra at night to stop the old guys falling out of bed, and another half in the morning to stop 'em peeing in their slippers