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- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

- Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.

- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

- It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

- A tiger may hurt you, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

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- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

- Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.

- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

- It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

- A tiger may hurt you, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

Man who rich gives wife grand piano: man who is wise gives wife UPRIGHT ORGAN

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- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

- Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.

- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

- It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

- A tiger may hurt you, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

Man who looks on internet find joke you put on here...lol :o

http://mistupid.com/jokes/page059.htm

:D

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Lady with small hand make cock look big. Thats why most of the blokes on here are married to Thai women :o

i reckon even a barbie doll wouldnt make your old boy look big! :D

my favourite and how true - Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who looks on internet find joke you put on here...lol :o

http://mistupid.com/jokes/page059.htm

:D

Lop, I fully admit that was plagiarised. Received by email though... :D

Philosophically thinking what has not been plagiarised at one point in time or how would the learning process evolve? Exceptions to inventors and those with PhD's. :D

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Man who looks on internet find joke you put on here...lol :o

http://mistupid.com/jokes/page059.htm

:D

Lop, I fully admit that was plagiarised. Received by email though... :D

Philosophically thinking what has not been plagiarised at one point in time or how would the learning process evolve? Exceptions to inventors and those with PhD's. :D

No worries Chopper, it was only a pun... :D

I still enjoyed the topic :D

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